given a choice - I'll go for sore, not saw!

 

I was just about to ask how the hell you rape a man. Post 29 has answered it

 

Joking aside, and no matter IF she may be a 'stunner' it is still rape.

It's funny to see how your minds all work. Men in general that is.

To think that if it were a fit bird, you would be happy and (excuse the pun) up for it.
If she were an overweight shrek lookalike, would the situation be different ??

I'm just curious.

 

If she was a fit bird, not only would we be happy, but also willing and eager

If she was like Princess Fiona then we'd be grateful of the strong drugs that make us pass out!

 

How they cut hair in Russia ...

 

Oh, your easily pleased! Lol

 

Now that's funny ****!

 

So does she cut your hair and then ride you - sorry rape you
Where do I sign?

 

That's how I cut hair.

Only for one bloke though.

 

Lucky bloke eh
See you later then

 

Everyone else was too polite!

Les

 

I hate getting the hair all on/in my clothes.
Easy answer - do it in the buff

 

This is how my wife cuts my hair


I've joked a few times that Mrs EddScott should have late night opening and offer topless haircuts. However the cut hair can get into your skin and actually become ingrowing hairs - yuck!

 

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Cut & blow job please

 

If it were some randome bloke, I would agree 'yuk' but as this is someone whom I have shared worse things with, other than a few stray hairs I am not really going to worry

 

It sounds great but, remember, you are tied up, with a nutty bird who is ******** your brains out, a bird who is a Hairdresser, remember that bit, they have SCISSORS !

Also, if its time after time, thats not much fun, couple of goes and thats me done till reserves are built up and I have been and had a few beers and a Kebab, ******** is great but only as part of a balnced diet of manly activities.

As for how to rape a bloke and make sure he has a stiffy, just brush lightly against him or say Hi.

 

I would have thought, ******** aside, copious amounts of Viagra are going to do some damage to the fella downstairs. Poor bloke.

 

He was burgling the place, if he hadnt been he wouldnt have been caught and sentenced to time on the Fanny Gulag.

 

Oh, yes if course. Don't get me wrong, he's still a criminal. And I can't even imagine how he felt, but I do feel sorry for his situation, moreso than him as a person.

It could have been DEATH BY ********, if that Viagra had given him a heart attack.

But like you pointed out, he shouldn't havebeen burgling the place.

 

Hardened Criminal....

 

Found another couple of wacky stories on that site.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Is it something in the water or is there another reason that they all appear crazy?

J.

 

That's bad

 

You reply to "J4CKO", with "Bad", thats even worse !

Shamone, etc.

 

Ow!