Bear versus Shark
Jun 28, 2010 | 02:09 PM
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From: Zanzibar
Jun 28, 2010 | 02:13 PM
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kingofturds
it's a black muslim bear
so there's a chance he could be packing heat?
Jun 28, 2010 | 02:30 PM
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From: K
brown I think
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:19 PM
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Grizzly - so it is dark brown.
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:20 PM
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The bear wins!!
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:22 PM
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Yeah - but that bear has a gun!
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:31 PM
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I think the cigar tipped it!
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:32 PM
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From: Northern Ireland
i bet he put the cigar out in the sharks eye and he felt pleasure!
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Trout
Yeah - but that bear has a gun!
and not just any gun, a machine gun, gun as well.
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
RA Dunk
and not just any gun, a machine gun, gun as well.
thats not a gun...
This is a gun!
Jun 28, 2010 | 03:46 PM
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I think you are all being silly now!
Jun 28, 2010 | 08:23 PM
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From: West Yorks.
Why the hell would a shark pick a fight in 7ft of water ?!
Jun 28, 2010 | 08:49 PM
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From: K
he isn't picking a fight it is a staged contest between fully consenting animals
Jun 28, 2010 | 09:15 PM
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Jun 28, 2010 | 09:57 PM
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From: Dull White BMW
The Chinese have probably done this. They are the modern equivalents of the Romans in that sense tigers vs. lions etc.
Jun 28, 2010 | 09:58 PM
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From: Harrogate
I've seen some threads in my time..............
Jun 28, 2010 | 11:05 PM
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From: Northern Ireland
If the bear can find a way to keep himself dry he will be fine. It is a well known fact that a shark will only attack you if you are wet.
Jun 29, 2010 | 02:33 AM
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From: Bumming sheep, hard!
It depends, does the bear know karate? Like the one in the John West advert
Jun 29, 2010 | 08:41 AM
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From: riding the crest of a wave ...
you reckon a bit of aftershave will give him the edge !
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