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19 March 2010, 09:31 PM
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A Millwall fan and a West Ham fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the Millwall fan says, "So you're a West Ham fan, that's interesting. I'm a Millwall fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There totally wrecked, but fortunately we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends putting our differences behind us."
The West Hamfan replied," I agree with you completely, this must indeed be a sign from God!" The West Ham fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whiskey didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the Millwall fan. The Millwall fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the West Ham fan. The West Ham fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Millwall fan.
The Millwall fan asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The West Ham fan grins and then replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
After they crawl out of their cars, the Millwall fan says, "So you're a West Ham fan, that's interesting. I'm a Millwall fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There totally wrecked, but fortunately we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends putting our differences behind us."
The West Hamfan replied," I agree with you completely, this must indeed be a sign from God!" The West Ham fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whiskey didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the Millwall fan. The Millwall fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the West Ham fan. The West Ham fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Millwall fan.
The Millwall fan asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The West Ham fan grins and then replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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