Mrs ESC isn't to happy ..
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That Twingo has got to be designed by the same people that designed the Multipla, fooking awful. 
But at the risk of getting flamed, I do rather like the look of the Megane 250, but are they still made from Coke can thin metal, like the old R5 GT turbo's? (Which were a brilliant car to drive / race, but not one i'd want to be in in an accident)
But at the risk of getting flamed, I do rather like the look of the Megane 250, but are they still made from Coke can thin metal, like the old R5 GT turbo's? (Which were a brilliant car to drive / race, but not one i'd want to be in in an accident)
I do like it when you Scooby chaps have a poke at Renault styling and design.
I bet with when each iteration of the latest Subaru was revealed there was that universal sigh of .......‘not another runt in the litter’.
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and he's back, whats up sat at the garage while the renault has its weekly fix. by the way beauty is in the eye of the beholder and i love a bit of asain not hairy armpitted garlic smelling cheese eating surrender monkey machines.
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The Litchfield JDM Spec C was never the same price new as a Megane 250. Much more expensive. Also an aftermarket tuned product. Not factory standard.
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Is it true that the Scooby exhaust diameter is inversionally proportional to the drivers ***** diameter?
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...but in a sense your right, as my Mrs scooby has a hudge exhaust but thankfuly no *****
Besides the Megane forum must be pretty crap seen as you spend so much time clogging up our one!
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I see your brochure reading is starting to faid with an imature comment like that!....
...but in a sense your right, as my Mrs scooby has a hudge exhaust but thankfuly no *****
Besides the Megane forum must be pretty crap seen as you spend so much time clogging up our one!
...but in a sense your right, as my Mrs scooby has a hudge exhaust but thankfuly no *****
Besides the Megane forum must be pretty crap seen as you spend so much time clogging up our one!
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not sure what model, but see a fairly new megane on my way home from London this evening.
1 question, is the AA lorry it was on the back of, included in the price or an optional extra????
1 question, is the AA lorry it was on the back of, included in the price or an optional extra????
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Does he do anything more than observational comments and just summaries?
You know something constructive, free thinking, debatable....
You know something constructive, free thinking, debatable....
I summarise because you cloud the issues with utter dribble...and I’m observational in a sense as to point out when said person is spouting utter dribble...cutting through all the '****' as it were.
Constructive?
Sell your car
Free thinking?
You own a Renault...A R-E-N-A-U-L-T...about as useful as a **** flavored lollypop
Debatable?
Your driving competency and sexual preference
Believe me sunshine, if you wish to contest my knowledge or practical 'skill' you should know I have owned many different types of performance cars covering FWD, AWD and RWD so I base my facts on genuine, applied knowledge.
If you really want to carry this on....please feel free but factor this into your equations:
You have not proved any one singular point as everything you have posted has been, in turn, ridiculed. Also (as you seem to have missed your own reason for posting) you are comparing a Megane to an RS then to a Subaru...what's next, Ascari A10? That may seem extreme but then again, so have your claims.....You have bought an underpowered cheap wannabe FWD 'sports' car...there is no-one else to blame but yourself so stop putting your insecurities on others when you yourself should have kept on going that fateful day instead of walking into that dealership and handing over the cash for something that will depreciate as quickly as every other Renault, will break at every available opportunity and that you will ultimately get rid of once you admit it to yourself.
So have a think, take some notes from this lesson and come back to me with something worth responding to.
Schools out, you get a C- and your mother will meet you by the front gate
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I summarise because you cloud the issues with utter dribble...and I’m observational in a sense as to point out when said person is spouting utter dribble...cutting through all the '****' as it were.
Constructive?
Sell your car
Free thinking?
You own a Renault...A R-E-N-A-U-L-T...about as useful as a **** flavored lollypop
Debatable?
Your driving competency and sexual preference
Believe me sunshine, if you wish to contest my knowledge or practical 'skill' you should know I have owned many different types of performance cars covering FWD, AWD and RWD so I base my facts on genuine, applied knowledge.
If you really want to carry this on....please feel free but factor this into your equations:
You have not proved any one singular point as everything you have posted has been, in turn, ridiculed. Also (as you seem to have missed your own reason for posting) you are comparing a Megane to an RS then to a Subaru...what's next, Ascari A10? That may seem extreme but then again, so have your claims.....You have bought an underpowered cheap wannabe FWD 'sports' car...there is no-one else to blame but yourself so stop putting your insecurities on others when you yourself should have kept on going that fateful day instead of walking into that dealership and handing over the cash for something that will depreciate as quickly as every other Renault, will break at every available opportunity and that you will ultimately get rid of once you admit it to yourself.
So have a think, take some notes from this lesson and come back to me with something worth responding to.
Schools out, you get a C- and your mother will meet you by the front gate
Constructive?
Sell your car
Free thinking?
You own a Renault...A R-E-N-A-U-L-T...about as useful as a **** flavored lollypop
Debatable?
Your driving competency and sexual preference
Believe me sunshine, if you wish to contest my knowledge or practical 'skill' you should know I have owned many different types of performance cars covering FWD, AWD and RWD so I base my facts on genuine, applied knowledge.
If you really want to carry this on....please feel free but factor this into your equations:
You have not proved any one singular point as everything you have posted has been, in turn, ridiculed. Also (as you seem to have missed your own reason for posting) you are comparing a Megane to an RS then to a Subaru...what's next, Ascari A10? That may seem extreme but then again, so have your claims.....You have bought an underpowered cheap wannabe FWD 'sports' car...there is no-one else to blame but yourself so stop putting your insecurities on others when you yourself should have kept on going that fateful day instead of walking into that dealership and handing over the cash for something that will depreciate as quickly as every other Renault, will break at every available opportunity and that you will ultimately get rid of once you admit it to yourself.
So have a think, take some notes from this lesson and come back to me with something worth responding to.
Schools out, you get a C- and your mother will meet you by the front gate
That`s brilliant 
But do you know what I don`t think he`s clever enough to realise you are right and I reckon he`ll be back for more.
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I summarise because you cloud the issues with utter dribble...and I’m observational in a sense as to point out when said person is spouting utter dribble...cutting through all the '****' as it were.
Constructive?
Sell your car
Free thinking?
You own a Renault...A R-E-N-A-U-L-T...about as useful as a **** flavored lollypop
Debatable?
Your driving competency and sexual preference
Believe me sunshine, if you wish to contest my knowledge or practical 'skill' you should know I have owned many different types of performance cars covering FWD, AWD and RWD so I base my facts on genuine, applied knowledge.
If you really want to carry this on....please feel free but factor this into your equations:
You have not proved any one singular point as everything you have posted has been, in turn, ridiculed. Also (as you seem to have missed your own reason for posting) you are comparing a Megane to an RS then to a Subaru...what's next, Ascari A10? That may seem extreme but then again, so have your claims.....You have bought an underpowered cheap wannabe FWD 'sports' car...there is no-one else to blame but yourself so stop putting your insecurities on others when you yourself should have kept on going that fateful day instead of walking into that dealership and handing over the cash for something that will depreciate as quickly as every other Renault, will break at every available opportunity and that you will ultimately get rid of once you admit it to yourself.
So have a think, take some notes from this lesson and come back to me with something worth responding to.
Schools out, you get a C- and your mother will meet you by the front gate
Constructive?
Sell your car
Free thinking?
You own a Renault...A R-E-N-A-U-L-T...about as useful as a **** flavored lollypop
Debatable?
Your driving competency and sexual preference
Believe me sunshine, if you wish to contest my knowledge or practical 'skill' you should know I have owned many different types of performance cars covering FWD, AWD and RWD so I base my facts on genuine, applied knowledge.
If you really want to carry this on....please feel free but factor this into your equations:
You have not proved any one singular point as everything you have posted has been, in turn, ridiculed. Also (as you seem to have missed your own reason for posting) you are comparing a Megane to an RS then to a Subaru...what's next, Ascari A10? That may seem extreme but then again, so have your claims.....You have bought an underpowered cheap wannabe FWD 'sports' car...there is no-one else to blame but yourself so stop putting your insecurities on others when you yourself should have kept on going that fateful day instead of walking into that dealership and handing over the cash for something that will depreciate as quickly as every other Renault, will break at every available opportunity and that you will ultimately get rid of once you admit it to yourself.
So have a think, take some notes from this lesson and come back to me with something worth responding to.
Schools out, you get a C- and your mother will meet you by the front gate
I can see I need to resubmit my dissertation as you appear to be spending too much time behind the bike sheds with little Johnnie’s pants down rather than digesting the discussion material.
Here we go again, a single input (repeated):
The latest generation of Renault FWD LSD equipped hot hatches are more capable, lighter, and faster on circuit, than any price comparable Subaru or AWD competitor. The game has moved on.
Discuss......
I’m hoping for a gold star.
Give you something worth responding to?
I can see I need to resubmit my dissertation as you appear to be spending too much time behind the bike sheds with little Johnnie’s pants down rather than digesting the discussion material.
Here we go again, a single input (repeated):
The latest generation of Renault FWD LSD equipped hot hatches are more capable, lighter, and faster on circuit, than any price comparable Subaru or AWD competitor. The game has moved on.
Discuss......
I’m hoping for a gold star.
I can see I need to resubmit my dissertation as you appear to be spending too much time behind the bike sheds with little Johnnie’s pants down rather than digesting the discussion material.
Here we go again, a single input (repeated):
The latest generation of Renault FWD LSD equipped hot hatches are more capable, lighter, and faster on circuit, than any price comparable Subaru or AWD competitor. The game has moved on.
Discuss......
I’m hoping for a gold star.
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how much is a new clutch and flywheel for a megane..... go on take it down santapod... go on.... wmahhahahaha !!
mind you it will be closed before you get down the end of the quarter.....
show me the barrel of fish one last time
mind you it will be closed before you get down the end of the quarter.....
show me the barrel of fish one last time
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You don't always need to replace the Dual Mass flywheel.
Santa Pod is a working class activity. Enjoy it.
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............................You bought a renault so your opinion on everything car related is null and void. 
Online reviews FTW
"Renault have struck a new deal with breakdown service provider Green Flag. Initial roll out will re-franchised and FOC on all new 2010 Meganes, the aptly named 'White Flag', recognises the on going issues Renault have with reliability "....
"Renault have struck a new deal with breakdown service provider Green Flag. Initial roll out will re-franchised and FOC on all new 2010 Meganes, the aptly named 'White Flag', recognises the on going issues Renault have with reliability "....
