Cant believe i forgot about that utter ****!!! The random sh1te that comes


from his mouth makes me cringe And one of my mates had one of his

stupid phrases as his message alert tone

 

I reckon hes a hero


oh, the second btw




Thankfully iv reduced drastically the pickey presenter factor by not falling for Sky

 

Suzie Perry ticked all the right boxes on the Gadget Show last night.

 

Quite agree,there is something about her.She's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she is fooking sexy.And she loves gadgets........bonus

 

My missus did a bit of promotional modelling work with her once at the Clothes Show Live at the NEC.

It was nigh on 20 years ago mind!

 

Shes lovely isn't she. Proper "girl next door" attraction.


Back to haters - I don't mind Tom Ford that much on 5th Gear. Don't like the others especially the young lad.

As for Top Gear I can see why people can't stand hammond and Clarkson but I quite like James May. Some of the other "non TG" programs his done are very good - the one where he was in the U2 was a cracking show. Hammonds other TV ventures are all a bit low rent.

 

penny smith - jesus christ woman, you're not ******* funny, no-one even chuckles at your **** jokes and comments. and do stop banging on about bankers salaries when you earn a fortune for doing 3 hours work a day. once a week, every other month it seems.

myleene klass - don't know why, just seems to wind me up for some reason.

kate garraway - same reason as above. but worse because she's not fit. or a milf.

and russell brand - just an utter bellend of the highest order.

 

The thing is though presenting a tv show looks easy but I would put money on 95% of "Joe Public" coming across on camera worse than the people you are saying are ****

I know some of the people mentioned are irritating but it is not an easy job that "anyone can do well". that's why the good ones earn the kind of money they do.

If you think its easy then post a video on youtube showing us your tv show hosting skills.......

I could do with a good laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Ok heres me

 

All the 'Gadget Show' lot.

All the 'Fifth Gear' lot.

The bint with a face like the inside of a cat's ear'ole who's on the 'Culture Show' instead of Mr OS's fave, Lauren Laverne.

All the 'Gardeners' World' lot............we're not 5 years old FFS!!!!


I could go on...............

 

BIATCHHHH

 

If we can move onto Radio then Sara "er er er" *** is the biggest waste of space ever!

How anyone can sit and listen to that crap is beyond me.

 

couldn't agree more. a totally self absorbed me, me, me, annoying pain in the ****

"oh, my kids blah, blah.............my life is so great blah, blah............. STOP TALKING $HIT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT AND PLAY SOME BLOODY MUSIC!!

and relax

 

+1

Going back to tv, I can't stand Nick Knowles.

 

Carol " i`ll do anything for money " Vorderman .....

She gets everywhere, the only thing more annoying than her is being sat on a tube with 2 Terry Christians, one either side of you.

 

That pair of the the 'One' Show.. arrggggggggggggggghhhhh!! Is it me or is the woman becoming more and more orange?

Chris Packham

Davina McCall

That butch lesbo bird who presents sports on BBC .. whats her name? she seems to be getting in on a lot recently...

 

Be thankful you guys on the mainland don't have to suffer Northern Irelands biggest plum Stephen Nolan.

 

Can't believe the bloke who presents Dragons Den hasn't been mentioned yet, now there's a face only a mother can love - and he can speak into two different angled camera's at the same time

 

 

Probably because no-one knows the bog eyed ***** name mate

 

Evan Davis. Not a stranger to the business end of a ****. But a decent bloke and in my opinion a pretty good presenter, even with his sight disability...

 

'The One Show'. What an absolute heap of sh.ite. What on earth is it doing on at that time of night? It should be on lunchtime.

Davina McCall. Have you ever heard her on the radio? Jeez!

 

Many, many men love a portion of Christine Bleakley's legs in the evening, don't knock it

 

I can't believe we're this far into a thread and nobody has mentioned Danny Dyer yet


Sara *** isn't just sh!te on the radio btw, she does an awful job of 'presenting' a music show on C4/T4 too

 

I wasn't knocking her per se. Just the whole bleedin' programme!

Do you think she uses 'Veet' or an epilator?

 

Steve "the sun shines out of my backside" Jones, he's on BBC1 now

 

Don't know what he's like, but show looked a bit crap, so turned it over.

 

PMSL!!! nice find!

 

fern bloody cotton.

your never be as good as jo.

 

Nice.