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Old 04 August 2009, 09:09 AM
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I'm often amazed at how so many talentless and uncharismatic people have managed to forge an entire highly-paid career in TV presenting. This guy has long since been top of my list for the bullet:

Richard Keys:
Rubbish on TV-am in the 1980's and then 17-odd years of nausea presenting footie on BSkyB. Even after all these years and every time I see his hairy hands, I still wonder how on earth he has managed to hold down that job! Surely he should have long since gone the way of his equally-talented old ITV buddy Mike Morris?

Any more suggestions for the chop?
Old 04 August 2009, 09:32 AM
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Terry Wogan - that man makes my skin crawl - should be banned from broadcasting full stop. At best smug, generally obsequious

That BBC newsreader with the thick dark hair on News 24 who always seems to be winking at the camera. He sits slightly sideways in his chair - just wierd

Anybody on Fifth Gear (except Vicky )
Old 04 August 2009, 10:10 AM
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Brucie...won't be long though
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Jeremy Vine.

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Vernon Kay - utter tw*t.
Old 04 August 2009, 10:23 AM
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Fiona Phillips, the thickest excuse of an autocue reader ever.
Old 04 August 2009, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
Fiona Phillips, the thickest excuse of an autocue reader ever.
True, but hasn't she finally done the honourable thing and walked? I saw her on a cosmetics ad for a wrinkle cream last night. The break from GMTV seems to have done her the world of good: there was barely a haggard old wrinkle in sight! Or maybe that was due to the tonnes of make-up caked on to her craggy features and the soft focus lens that they filmed her with? Just like the ubiquitous Andie McDowell
Old 04 August 2009, 10:32 AM
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Dont know if you can call him a tv presenter , but that Jeremy kyle could

do with a good slap.
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Jonathan Ross!

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Old 04 August 2009, 10:46 AM
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fern britten. whenever she comes on the tv, i turn over. the talentless pain in the ****.
Old 04 August 2009, 10:50 AM
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Those two ***** off fifth gear......

For pity's sake !

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P.S. More V.B.H. please.... at least she can drive !
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Richard Hammond - ****
Jonathan Ross - idiot
Vernon Kay - idiot
Yvette Fielding - idiot
Andy Matthews - complete pleb
Paul O'Grady - Voice grates me
Graham Norton - gayer
Kristian Digby - gayer
Jason Dawes - fat ****
Tom Ford - idiot
Jonny Smith - idiot
Tim Shaw - idiot
Johnny Vaugh - Was only ever funny first thing in the morning.
Dominic Littlewood - Pukka Diamond in Me Shed ****!
Old 04 August 2009, 11:02 AM
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All of Top Gear! There all passed it!!!
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Richard Hammond - ****
Jonathan Ross - idiot
Vernon Kay - idiot
Yvette Fielding - idiot
Andy Matthews - complete pleb
Paul O'Grady - Voice grates me
Graham Norton - gayer
Kristian Digby - gayer
Jason Dawes - fat ****
Tom Ford - idiot
Jonny Smith - idiot
Tim Shaw - idiot
Johnny Vaugh - Was only ever funny first thing in the morning.
Dominic Littlewood - Pukka Diamond in Me Shed ****!
Isn there something something slightly ironic here

cos if you ddint watch them they wouldnt be on
Old 04 August 2009, 11:05 AM
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Dont know his surname, Ashley, skinny camp ****er that cant deliver lines to save his life.
Just done a series of Top Trumps with Robert Llewelyn. Only seen him on TV a few times, but irritates the hell out of me more than any of the above lol
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Andrew Castle - If he was any more wooden, I'd nail him to my fence.

Paul O'Grady - Voice really annoys me so much.

Graham Norton - We know you're Gay. Stop ******* Camping ti up you Tw*t.

Tim Shaw - Fcukoff and die, ****.

Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, and all other day time talk show presenters - Annoying beyond belief.
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Originally Posted by Trout
Terry Wogan - that man makes my skin crawl - should be banned from broadcasting full stop. At best smug, generally obsequious
+1 Absolutely dire preseneter in every way, shape and form.
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Jeremy Kyle??? I caught literally 2 minutes of his 'show' the other morning and had to turn it off before I kicked a hole in my TV screen. Sums up everything that is wrong with Britain in one programme!!!!
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Richard Hammond - ****
Jonathan Ross - idiot
Vernon Kay - idiot
Yvette Fielding - idiot
Andy Matthews - complete pleb
Paul O'Grady - Voice grates me
Graham Norton - gayer
Kristian Digby - gayer
Jason Dawes - fat ****
Tom Ford - idiot
Jonny Smith - idiot
Tim Shaw - idiot
Johnny Vaugh - Was only ever funny first thing in the morning.
Dominic Littlewood - Pukka Diamond in Me Shed ****!
Repressed homo here if ever I saw one
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Jeremy Kyle??? I caught literally 2 minutes of his 'show' the other morning and had to turn it off before I kicked a hole in my TV screen. Sums up everything that is wrong with Britain in one programme!!!!
LOL

The programme or the content ?

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Tim Lovejuice, or what ever he is called, can't stand him as he seems like he just makes it up as he goes along, he was the same on 5th gear and something for the weekend
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Tim Westwood = ****

Is he for real or is he taking the pi55 out of himself.
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Jonathan Ross
Jeremy Kyle
Andrew Castle
Vernon Kay
Angus Deyton
Eamonn Holmes
Adam Hart Davis
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I do wonder just how much longer that Peston chap is going to get away with spending 3minutes for a piece anybody else would take 2 - all because he extends 'well' for half the sentence
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I can't stand Richard Hammond. He has to be the most talentless one trick pony i've ever seen.
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ooh ooh, Reggie Yates, utter *****!


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