*slaps Splicer*

 

Stephen Hawking

Tam the Bam

 

And Springwatch is back soon

I believe the eminently punchable Bill Odie has been replaced by Kwith Packham, which might improve it a bit.

 

The entire cast of Eastenders and Piers Morgan (the smug git)

 

Oh there are plenty that are so deserving, but the one stand out is Vicky Entwistle who plays Janice on Coronation St. Now luckily I rarely see the programme itself, but when I see her interviewed there is something about her that just makes my blood boil!!!!!

 

Katie Price / Jordan I'd have hit it in a different way many years back when she was young, pretty, and natural. The self-obsessed, nasty, greedy biatch she is now means I could punch her 'til she looked post-operative again.

 

Gordon Brown is on the telly regularly....

 

We have a winner

 

Well not exactly tv, but she's on it from time to time - Jackie Smith!

I am totally against hitting women... But there's an exception to every rule.

 

Me too, what was that bitch called, the ex Labour Scottish justice minister or whatever, who gave her nephew money so he could skip bail Jamison springs to mind, I'd feed that cow to the lions in Edinburgh zoo... lying, deceiving, underhanded robbing bitch!

 

There's a tw@t called (I think) Daniel Merriweather who's got a song out that 4Music keep playing. So, so slappable !

 

Oi, Corradoboy , **** off back to scuuudynet , ya Muppet!

 

Have you ever been on TV

 

after Ive done the rounds at the cinema etc, Im normally found on dvd before i get to tv

 

Him and any of his sidekicks!

Les

 

Two for the price of one...

 

i know shes not really on tv anymore but anthea turner would get a serious kicking in her big face


pity this guy missed YouTube - Anthea Turner - Motorbike accident

 

I'd ride Anthea Turner... hard!

 

Has that just popped out of your trousers Tam ?

 

I agree totally with that!

But also Dick and Dom what a complete waste of space those two are!

 

I wouldnt ride her into battle

 

she just has one of them faces and voice .

 

I bet a tenner she talks dirty in bed

 

I am totally amazed that we are on page 2 and no one has mentioned Simon Cowell or Ant and Dec !

 

Ant and Dec are brilliant
Simon Cowell needs a new hairdresser

 

And less botox.

 

I'd settle for less air-time, for him and the garbage he forces down people necks.

 

And a bit less bleach on his teeth

 

The most punchable face on TV?
My list is endless Rememer that cheesemaster hero from Baywatch? I would have loved to push him at least, he was so annoying! Remember that Halifax advert geezer? I would have liked to hit him so f**king hard! I would like to slap all the idiots for being in the programmes like "I am a celebrity..." and "Big Brother" kind of ****. I would like to punch Peggy from Eastenders for changing her tune about Phil, and depriving him from his dinner for not killing her dodger of a husband. I would like also like to punch Roy for being so damn irritating in Coronation Street Finally, I would like to punch myself for catching such sh!te on telly, and taking even the slightest notice of it

 

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