F'ing Facebook. What annoys me about it (and yes, I am on it!) is how people play out their sad little lives on the 'What are you doing now' bar. I dont care if you had tripe for tea, I dont care if you are sooooooo looking forward to a girls night out, I dont care if the rash on your nether region has subsided. Please get some real friends then you can tell them all about it. Rant over, for now........

 

And breath

I think mine say something like: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

I know, I know. Its just that a computer screen is not the place to see your life unravelling before your eyes.

 

Hmmmmmmm............I might change mine to 'I want to travel the world and work with children, old people and animals'

 

That'll be some DVD.

 

You betcha!

 

Hasnt Gary Glitter already done that ?

 

 

Yowch. I didnt see the children bit. Oldsplice, could you strike 'Children' from the minutes, and replace it with baked beans?

 

Are you some kind of perv?

 

 

I am inclined to agree, they have the wall and private message for all that guff. But, some folks just like to hold a conversation with millions of people at the same time

BTW, L is...............drinking with her mates tonight.

 

I dont know. I didnt suggest children.

 

And tomorrow, L wil be.........hungover, and sad that Dustin didnt give me a feel outside the Working Mens Club

 

I meant the baked beans. I mean, that's just weird!

 

the baked beans thing gave it away

 

was that a light dustin , or.....

 

A waste of good beans, as long as they are Heinz!

 

Feather dustin?

 

Ooooh, well............I'm afraid I've recently gone over to the dark side. After being a Heinz girl all my life (and I don't mean in the 57 varieties way! ).

 

Say no more, nudge nudge.........

 

 

Working Mens Club, you have more chance of being kissed by the Pope, than you have of seeing me in one of those hovels

Hangover is a certainty

Dustin, Nacros maid does that He gets well paid

 

Hangover = good night, and the Pope is at the door, and he is putting on some lip balm. Dont know what that is all about!!

 

Its the altar -boys annual pilgrimage?

 

I'd best go and announce to FB that I am entertaining my mates at home tonight, otherwise the Pope has had a wasted journey

 

 

It does it to me all the time, always has done.

 

Just something random about your new Panties, Hun

 

She was telling me about them earlier, apparently she can tuck her **** in 'em!