James May "Polished bliss thanks to SwissTony"
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:38 PM
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ScoobyWon't
Don't make me find a smiley with it's **** showing
Don't make me tell everyone.... Because I've been drinking wine, and I WILL do it!!!!!!!
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:41 PM
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eClaire
Don't make me tell everyone.... Because I've been drinking wine, and I WILL do it!!!!!!!
Go on then, I'm not bothered. You told me Markus had already told everyone
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:45 PM
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Ah, but we have fresh blood!!!
Nah, I wouldn't ever do that
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:46 PM
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I'll do it to save you the bother. For those of you that don't already know, Claire has seen my todger. In the flesh, not photography.
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:50 PM
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Ha ha ha! I remember that day vividly. Just kind of.... fell out
I didn't know where to look
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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From: It's like finding a cocktail sausage, when what you really wanted was a rather large saveloy.
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eClaire
Ha ha ha! I remember that day vividly. Just kind of.... fell out
I didn't know where to look
For the magnifying glass?
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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eClaire
Ha ha ha! I remember that day vividly. Just kind of.... fell out
I didn't know where to look
Liar I bet you were glued lol
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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little-ginge
For the magnifying glass?
LG
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:54 PM
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little-ginge
For the magnifying glass?
that
may have crossed my mind
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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eClaire
Ha ha ha! I remember that day vividly. Just kind of.... fell out
I didn't know where to look
I didn't know it had happened
Jul 6, 2008 | 11:58 PM
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ScoobyWon't
I didn't know it had happened
it
must be dinky then
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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I'm feeling ever so slightly mean... just ever so slightly, mind
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:06 AM
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little-ginge
it
must be dinky then
It was an extremely cold day and Claire had opened all the windows
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:07 AM
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little-ginge
I'm feeling ever so slightly mean... just ever so slightly, mind
That's what old age does to you, sweetheart
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:11 AM
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ScoobyWon't
That's what old age does to you, sweetheart
Only 44days on you, hun
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:23 AM
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ScoobyWon't
You don't half talk some sh!te. I got sunburnt that day!!! It was in the middle of summer!
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:25 AM
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eClaire
You don't half talk some sh!te. I got sunburnt that day!!! It was in the middle of summer!
So is SW like Ethel from EastEnders?
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:27 AM
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Now, this is where my memory fails me. I don't really remember much about her....
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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eClaire
Now, this is where my memory fails me. I don't really remember much about her....
Here's a quick reminder
Ethel and her little *****
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:30 AM
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Think I'm going to have another Celine Dion moment.......
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:32 AM
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oh christ, you have been on the wine, havent you?
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:36 AM
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Damn right!!
Wine is good. I was a crabbit wee sh!te earlier. Now I'm happy. Go figure!
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:37 AM
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eClaire
You don't half talk some sh!te. I got sunburnt that day!!! It was in the middle of summer!
It was a glorious day in fact. Was it late May/early June? Seems so long ago, 4 years? I remember ****ting myself when the cannon went off while we were sunbathing in the park
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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ScoobyWon't
It was a glorious day in fact. Was it late May/early June? Seems so long ago, 4 years? I remember ****ting myself when the cannon went off while we were sunbathing in the park
It wasn't a cannon. It was the 1 o'clock gun.
You know, 25 years in my home town (minus the 3 years I spent living in ENGLAND) that thing still makes me **** myself when it goes off when I'm shopping on Princes Street.
Yes I do think it was 4 years ago!
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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I **** myself when people mention shopping
Remind me why the fire the gun, I can't remember now.
We just have a clock tower in Nottingham that chimes on the hour
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:50 AM
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little-ginge
So is SW like Ethel from EastEnders?
Well I was chatting to Claire the other day, Ginge. I said to her
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Would you like to ride big dipper?
Claire turned round and said
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Nae laddie, but you can't take me te Alton Toowers, you mash eating sheep lover
Draw your own conclusions from that
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:50 AM
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Jul 7, 2008 | 12:51 AM
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Draw your own conclusions from that
Bring on Alton Towers 08!!
Jul 7, 2008 | 12:52 AM
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It's all coming back to
me now
Jul 7, 2008 | 09:36 AM
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rob878
In a recent press release, James May would like the thank SwissTony for the top tips that allowed him to gain such an awesome shine on his Alfa. The Alfa seen in Sunday 6th July episode was the first high level collaboration Swiss has undertaken but hopefully more will be seen on your screens soon.
Please remember guys such a finish can be yours just visit
Polished Swiss
I made the same mistake in spelling shiny like that
And I told that buffoon May, not to use a chamois
Did you see that lovely little box of brushes he had..blimey he was in his element
Ethel and her little *****
