Got a hot date on Thursday....eed help girls ;)
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Go dressed as Captain Caveman..it will bring out the Animal lust in her..Id be carefull about wearing white,as you are gonna be out allday,and white gets dirty too easily.last thing you want is to be sipping on cocktails and you got some nasty dirt mark on white..forget the white thong 
..you would be better off just going commando instead..
..you would be better off just going commando instead..
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just wear some nice jeans aslong as you have a nice **** 
and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties 
! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies
Steph xx
and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties ! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies Steph xx
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just wear some nice jeans aslong as you have a nice **** and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties ! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies
Steph xx
and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties ! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies Steph xx
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just wear some nice jeans aslong as you have a nice **** and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties ! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies
Steph xx
and a nice tshirt and clean trainers or shoes no cream or white loafers they look like uncooked pasties ! and dont forget to wash properly and use anti persperant and aftershave and brush your teeth properly and put on clean undies Steph xx
I thought that post was going to be signed 'Mum xx'
Oh, and definately NO horrid nylon football shirts! Or a T-shirt saying 'So many women, so little time.......'
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I read an article in FHM mag recently. It said all the obvious stuff like take a shower, deoderant, maybe a hint of aftershave etc.
Then it said, "be witty and entertaining." Is this something you can buy in a bottle
Dress for the venue and occasion first, not necessarily for the girl, is the only piece of practical advice they had to give
Good luck.
Richard.
Then it said, "be witty and entertaining." Is this something you can buy in a bottle
Dress for the venue and occasion first, not necessarily for the girl, is the only piece of practical advice they had to give
Good luck.
Richard.
Of course we'll all be expecting a forty page review (with pics for the boys ) of how it went after
Feel free to include some pics of yourself (in that thong
) for the girls 
) of how it went after Feel free to include some pics of yourself (in that thong
) for the girls
You are making it difficult for yourself though - Bowling/cocktails. I guess it depends on the cocktail venue and how nice it is
If your just rocking up to 'spoons then I'm sure you'll be okay
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wear a t-shirt saying
.. 'of course IM.........................
.................in Love ..................
...............with You...................
...................darlING'.................
.. 'of course IM.........................
.................in Love ..................
...............with You...................
...................darlING'.................