PS I have waited my entire life to write bugger in giant letters don't ask why but one of my 40 things to do before I kick it has just been fulfilled BUGGER

 

pmsl Yeah they suck....hang on a second.....

 

I do that, find im quicker carrying the thing than rely on those little poxy wheels that hardly spin anyway

 

Someone on TV puking or an advert for a kid going for a dump and saying how much it smells just as we're about to eat our dinner.

 

Just thought of another thing...

That Usher song, Love in the club' or something. Absolute pure dross.

I haven't seen the video but am sure it is as formulaic as I imagine it to be with a eclectic collection of hoes, rude boys and Cristal...WTF!!!!

 

yep ill second that, other one i cant stand which seems to be played on radio 1 every 5 mins is Florider feat. T-pain.
you know with names like that its gonna be gash, which leads me onto the next thing that grates the cr@p out of me, gangster lingo/making up words whether it be from here or over the sea's, just makes me want to back hand some fool.

 

People who haven't a clue what is involved in teaching moaning about the little amount of work we do!

 

People who use the word "of" instead of "have".

eg: He should of done that.

 

I blame poor teaching standards ....

 

I hate the government, the amount of tax on petrol and road tax and what do i get in return, sh1tty roads

 

dont forget uninsured/untaxed drivers and w@nky driving standards in general, value for money depending on how you look at it

 

All the junk leaflets that fall out of a car magazine you purchased.

No one reads the things.Do they??

 

Snazy
mart360

 

Or 'as' instead of 'has'!

 

Your mum showing your bird pictures of you in the bath at age 3

 

Things that annoy me

Drivers who think the are the only ******* on the road and have tunnel vision

People in supermarkets who think it's Dale Winton's Supermarket Sweep

Smart ***** who park in Parent and Child spaces when they don't even have kids!!! Just so they can be 'nearer' the door coz they can't be bothered to shift themselves a few extra metres! Usually when I come across one of these people I have a shout at them and tell them what I think of them, only to be greeted with a dim look like they are from another planet, or that I am for that matter

Oh and last but not least something that really boils my pi$$ at the moment is one of the local chavs coming round in to the private parking behind the houses to look at our car coz his scoob isn't as good and hes gutted (from the word on the street anyways)

 

people that drive at 45mph in the outside lane of a dual carriageway for miles without moving over when it is clear on the inside because at the roundabout 2 miles down the road they want to turn right..... B*st&*£s!!!!

 

Dictator Brown for me too!

 

people who dont signal at roundabout's, *******

 

The scoobynati

 

1. Bad driving.
2. Ignorant/arrogant people.
3. Politicians.
4. Reality TV shows.
5. Companies who don't know the meaning of customer service, approx 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% (recurring) of them.
6. Celery.
the list goes on really

Wolfie.

 

General lack of manners has often sent me into a bit of rage on or off the road.

 

Mart

 

people who say they will get someone to ring you back but never do

 

people driving on the phone

pc brigade

stupid laws

most things in this country

 

People who brake if the road is anything but dead straight.
People who brake for a roundabout before looking to see if it's clear.
People who actually fuxing stop at said roundabout, even though there isn't a car in sight.
People who need the roundabout to be completely empty before they even think about pulling out.
People who sit in the middle lane of a motorway, oblivious to the fact it's empty on the inside for a mile and a half ahead of them.

Loud and hyperactive kids at restaurants.
Sit the **** down and eat, for gods sake, before you find a fork sticking out of your eye, you noisey little ******

And last but by no means least...
The state of this ******* Country (that encompasses the crap roads, the un-health service, the nanny state, the price of everything, the quality of everything and lazy good for nothing council owning, kid factories that wouldn't know a days hard graft if it came up and kicked them in the bollocks.



I need a lie down, I think I've burst a blood vessel now!

 

well said

 

Not much then.

 

The word 'poorly'

.........and soooooooooo many other things.........

 

I don't think I could write down everything that annoys me. I would probably either cry or have a coronary at the thought of it all....

I will just say that I do really hate the way that politicians speak. Where do they learn this?