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Apr 12, 2008 | 03:15 PM

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Is it just me or does that bear a resemblance to a young CMR?

Thought it was SLOMP from The Goonies

Apr 12, 2008 | 03:16 PM

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Would be interesting to hear from Sami how the photographer managed to drain all life from the shots and the models themselves. Sami has no life in her eyes or smile for the pro shot, yet looks warm and natural in the camera phone shot...

Apr 12, 2008 | 03:20 PM

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Sorry but every single one of them is a Minger.

If that's the best York has to offer, I don't think I'll be visiting there hoping to find true love.

Apr 12, 2008 | 04:33 PM

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I entered this thread expecting beauty, all i have seen so far is a 3 page advert for Crufts.

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Apr 12, 2008 | 05:29 PM

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That site as gotta be a **** take right? Or is it Miss Fugly England?

I know they are all into this real women stuff now, but there are some real attractive ones that they could have picked!
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Apr 12, 2008 | 06:33 PM

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In the interests of research, fairness and a little perviness

Apr 12, 2008 | 06:47 PM

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Halton Pride pictures taken in..

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Apr 12, 2008 | 06:49 PM

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Easy on the war paint luv !

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:14 PM

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To be fair.. I think the photographer has screwed up these shots completely. Looks to me like a p*ss poor attempt capture 'natural beauty' which has come out more like a prison lineup, than a collection of beauty contestants.

I mean look at the OP's pictures of his missus...
She takes a better picture of herself (with a camera phone by the look of it) than what the photographer has achieved...

i.e.

versus

After this cameraman's handiwork... you wouldn't think it was the same person

It's not the fact the photographer is poor, it's just his camera is much, much better then some scabby mobile phone, hence shows what the image should really look like.
A mobile phone image is extremely low quality compared to a camera whatever megapixel they claim to be, which hides imperfections and makes ugly women look slightly better

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:21 PM

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Halton Pride? Uh-oh. Please don't be Runcorn, please don't be Runcorn...oh ****, it is Runcorn (and Widnes)

You've got to remember, Sporty Spice and the Ginger one off of Girls Aloud are considered supermodels round here.

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:33 PM

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Well from Miss England websites above this is "Mr England - the most desireable man in England 2007"

Jeez I feel like a super model!

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:34 PM

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I mentioned the photographers skills way back on this thread

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:39 PM

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I thought Mr England was another entry from Miss York for a minute!

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:42 PM

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"KATIE CHEESEMAN". Does she really have to take her surname so literally?

Apr 12, 2008 | 07:43 PM

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Do they all live in Royston Vasey?

Don't be harsh on the photographer, he can't polish turds. Not a single one there is anywhere near the standards I'd expect.

WTF?

http://eventsconnect.co.uk/missengla...ad_Kendall.jpg

And I bet she is a right gobby bitch as well.

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Apr 12, 2008 | 08:07 PM

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if this is the best in england then god help us. i wouldnt touch this lot with a sh*tty stick!

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:22 PM

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How about this beauty...

late contender maybe?

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:37 PM

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she only missed out because the photo rules stated a plain background and as you can see , she flouted those rules with the tasteful floral wallpaper which unfortunately goes in no way to dstract your eyes from the horrors in the foreground

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:45 PM

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Miss England 2005 Regional Competitions

Top left -Danielle Wison - 17 - Cheerleader, gets my vote.

She'd get alot more if she'd let me.

Failing that, bottom right Faye Tyreman - 19

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:47 PM

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On her right...... Holy Crap...

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:48 PM

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Damn those Germans..... 2008 Entry list

Apr 12, 2008 | 08:56 PM

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It really is just another example of how screwed up some segments of society are these days in liberal, New Labours Britain.

No-one is a failure, everyone can be a celebrity, everyone has 'human rights' to win beauty competitions etc. The need to face some reality.

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:00 PM

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OHHH you cannot be serious with this..i mean cmonnnn,im not one to take the p1ss out of people's unfortunate looks..But please,this is not the finest that England has to offer...Im not having it

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:02 PM

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Damn those Germans..... 2008 Entry list

check their armpits

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:07 PM

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Busted!!! Well spotted Swiss.. 10/10

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:12 PM

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check their armpits

Can't see much in the way of hairy armpits. Although I did get distracted by the young lady in black, in the group picture

Although I'm a bit worried about my judgement as I thought the one on the far right of the middle row was attractive. Then I noticed she looked a bit ginger

Still, at least she looks better than some (all) of the English entrants...

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:15 PM

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^^^^ If you have any taste at all you'll see their faces are only marginally better but still not good. The fact they are in swim suits distorts matters.

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:17 PM

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I have never claimed to have any taste

Apr 12, 2008 | 09:18 PM

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The first bird i agree would get some treatment. Maybe some bareback treatment.

However the bird below her i would have to stick a bag over her head to get any form of sensation in the old fella

http://www.missengland.info/images/XD0U1064.JPG