LOL @ bowling ball

Reminds me of that scene in K9 with James Belushi in the pool hall/bar when the guy throwns the pool ball at Jerry Lee

 

Never watched a film so I'll need to imagine.

 

Quick synopsis

Pool ball hurled at sitting GSD by bad guy

Pool ball deftly caught by still sitting GSD

Pool ball cracked in half before being dropped disdainfully to ground beside sitting GSD

Bad guy now in state of some unrest

Good scene

 

I almost felt I was there.

 

lol I detect a urine extractor!

DD he was quite a large lad at 8 weeks, but could still scoot under the bed and hide places..... No chance now lol

 

Busted mate

Good effort on your part to date though

 

Hmmm tainted with sarcasm, but not enough to taste

cheers dude
Sadly at this rate I will weigh less than the dog, which aint a good balance.

 

Does anyone elses hound do a monumental burb after tea

 

Mine does huuuuge burps after drinking water

 

My Retrievers burp and fart

Buzz drinks lager if he gets the chance but that doesn't make him burp which seems strange as it normally makes me burp

 

Thats enough about Bob

 

Busta does... but to top it off he always make sure that he has his face pointing in your direction and 'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbelch....'

 

Busta seems to like a drop of port... he is normally next to you trying to get his tongue into the glass as you are drinking from it...

It makes you wonder what esle his previous owners taught him

 

I used to be able to let Woody run around the pub and not worry about him putting his tongue into a pint. He just used to mark his territory everywhere

Buzz on the other hand would've been binge drinking. It's ok until they decide to strike at the same time. First Woody jumps on you, and he's big (way over breed standard), pinning you down, trying to lick your ears, while Buzz then jumps on and tries to swig your drink!

 

Jets farts are not of this planet. And, he wags his tail when he has dropped one, just so we all get a whiff. Vile

 

Class

 

I'd place a bet on Ben being able to out-fluff him anyday!! They are worse than attrocious.. he drops one and then either looks at one of us as if to say 'you dirty *******...' or leaves the room altogether.. Absolutely filthy!

I had to mention his wind to the vet the other day it's been that bad.. and apparently the vet had been reading so vetenary magazine which recommends grating a radish into their meals .. apparently gas maskes will no longer be needed..

I've added a crate full of bunches to this weeks shopping list

 

just a mad question but do any of you swear at your dogs???

Steph xx

 

No because mine is a little angel. Oh tell a lie, I tell him how f***** gorgeous he is lol.

Seriously though, not really. Swearing usually = stressed, and stressed usually = losing control. Dogs love you losing control and therefore losing your position
As the missus has found out to her demise.

 

Burps, sneezes, coughing - its just like having an elderly relative in the house.

Funniest thing is when she fart and it makes a noise, she looks round at her bum really shocked as if someone else did it, then looks accusingly at you.

 

Only time you hear tuvaaq fart is when you squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze him lol
Other than that, his are the silent but VERY violent type.
As for burping, does it a lot, but apparently.... raised food and water bowls reduce this? So im told.

Sneezes, he tends to hold them til he is face to face with you, then lets rip! *spray!

 

Yes, we have a whole variety of interesting nicknames for her Depends what she's done as to which one gets used

Why do you ask?

 

Scooby does that, she always looks so surprised

Every now and again her **** glands leak a bit too, that's seriously unpleasant, she gets them squeezed at the vets when it gets bad, there's NO WAY I'm doing that myself

 

Here's a couple of pics of my pair.
Buzz.

Woody.

 

Jet has been here two weeks today

Time for a couple of todays shots, to bore the knickers off all the people who don't like pooches



Excuse my daughters rather loud wellies

 

Beautiful!

That lead is also how I got my heavyweight trained and able to be walked by 3 yr olds!

D

 

awww, thanks Diesel. I think he looks fantastic in that pic.
Spoon bought him the lead and collar as a pressie. They work perfect as he is a bit of a puller on the lead. Not for long using the right equipment

 

The collar and lead was designed by Spoons mate. Tell you what, job done

 

Nice doggy I might nick him en route to nicking snazy's dog

 

Which direction are you coming from, I will send him your way now, pain in the *** lol.

He spent 3 hours sleeping outside last night, wierdo! hehe
Im expecting he will spend a lot longer out there now the weather is warming up and he is getting older and braver

What collar you using there?
I have a "similar" lead, great for control.

Time for a long walk in the park today I think.

Looking lovely by the way Looks very content and settled. Glad its worked out for you.