whats the problem? your relatives live closer now

 

brother-in-laws just had a battle with a load of pickeys. he was out with his football mates, in the pub having a game of killer when this pikey walks up and puts his money down, gets told he can come on when killer is finished. guy mutters loads of ****e then leaves. next thing van load of pickeys turn up and start kicking off because there is a rule that pickeys musnt wait for anything anyways they are waiting in casualty now as the whole football team taught them a lesson

 

get a few mates round .the next time thay chap at the door drag them in the hoose tie them to a chair and let them sweet for a few hours ..

or phone the cops and let them know whats happening..tell them iff thay dont do something about it you will deal with it yaself (start smashing skulls)...

what about the local hooligans/ young yins?? . have a wee word with then ,give then a back hander and let them sort it out. (worked for my mum )..

 

Do you live on a council estate?

 

Quite obvious! Anyway, are they Irish or English, Polish, Kosovans, Germans.......?

 

Well here's an idea.

Instead of spunking loads of cash on a performance car, why not get a nicer place first?

 

 

How is it obvious the OP lives on a council Estate?


After having close relations with major housebuilders for a number of years when applying for planning permission it is written in by the local council that a certain number of 'affordable housing' should be included....

These can be anywhere ... the council are taking over some really nice areas.... for example a village close to me....

One is , or was, a small village with 90% of the houses being in the region of over £half a million.... and the house builder builds a small estate in the village with 80% of the houses being 3 -4 bedroom detached properties and the other 20% being 'affordable housing' bought by the local council and housing trust association as soon as they were built and the houses 'look' like detached houses but actually have 3 seperate entrances and are lived in by housing association families

Now the village has a problem with crime, kids hanging about on street corners, and cars racing down the ONE main street because the estate is at the other end of the village

 

Slightly OT

Easy solution....don't move to a brand new build!

 

If i was you in that position, which im not thank god i would be very careful how you react to them, I had the unfortunate luck of meeting a pikey on a night out in town, as i walked passed him he jabbed me in the ribs very gently so i turned and laughed in his face thinking it was a bit of a joke, very wrong when six more get involved.

 

Or a village likely to have new build

 

dan, the only solution i can see is move. request to the council your been harrassed and want moving ASAP. insist, insist and insist. i know it sounds crap mate, but pikeys are like rats... where theres 1, theres 100. seriously mate, we have a big pikey camp 5 miles from out town, and one night they decided to invade our pubs and take us on at darts pool and table soccer... it then moved to fists... they had 5 vans roll up, with 12 year old kids jumping out... dont forget that pikeys are skillful fist fighters....

its a good job we had our rugby team out on the town as well as a few other big lads... we scared em off, but they keep driving thru, taunting us to fight again..

they are evil people. i really hope it works out for you, but like i said, if i was you i would get outta there. its not a case of keeping my pride, or why should i move... its real life, and it wont improve... sorry m8

 

Speak to the council?

No, go to an estate agent!

 

I think you've got two options. One is to sell the Scoob and buy a total crate. The second is to move house. I really sympathise with your problem and don't want to sound smug, but if you live in the kind of area where the council gives pikeys a free house then it probably isn't that great an area anyway. I apologise if that sounds rude.

Pikeys are the scum of the Earth. The just destroy and move on. If you won't move or sell the Scoob then make sure your insurance is up to date and expect a lot of sleepness nights.

 

they say an englishmans home is his castle. we shoudl be able to defend it like one... guns, knives, electrfied fence... but we cant.. we gotta do we the english usually do.. lay down on our backs and get walked all over.

 

I bought back several pepper sprays, police type and pen type for me/home some 10 years or so ago. Now all defunct due to not being used and too old/pressure.

If i was to use on on someone who broke in, or my partner id in defence of out kids then i would be treatedf as similar to a handgun. My other half is 9 st and wqould not fair to weel against a male burglar.

If the gov't cared and if they wanted to help and cut down then thry would increase the sentances and prison terms /places and forceabkly treat druggies and not release them until clean and safe to do so.

 

did ya forget to use spellcheck agree'd tho. wheres it going to end? when is something going to be done to take into considerations the feelings and morals of the people that the country rely on?? the ones who goto work and put into the pot.. for far too long now, the working man has been a 2nd class citizen in what should be his home country.. instead.. the pilgrims and virmin come first.. why is that? something must be done, before we ourselves, end up a 3rd world country.

 

Are you on the Easter beer Paul?

 

You ******* want some of me or what!

no, sadly not, not 'till tonight. My typing is sh*te and inaccurate and better half hastling me to get to the shop before 12.00 as her legs are uable to carry her that far!

I should have actually done the Mavis Beacon teaches typing course instead of surfing the net

 

hi guys, all this fighting talk is fine (BUT) dont forget all them ******* are conected to big clans, they know where this guy lives,its not just a simple burn them out and thats it..they will come and chop you (no ****)
i live in belfast , 3 weeks ago a jypsy was hacked to death with machete and hatchets for being a ********, ( NOW were 100% sure that there will be dead bodies in retaliation)

so talk is cheap,just be carefull

 

If they come near your house again, call the cops.

Do not take any ****.

 

Yeah, like the big brave 19 year old coppas will do anything

You could try the Tony Martin Technique?

Life for farmer who shot burglar | UK news | The Guardian

 

its not a council estate , i still live at home , why should i move ? i have been in this house for 12 years , they have housed them round the corner and its the way its going to be , if ppl kick up about them setting up camp in fields , when they get kicked off the council now are trying to house them as a solution
its the way its going to be everywhere

 

pikey's in nikes no chance they r the lowest of the low and rip off old people!!!they try and imtimadate people call there bluff it will work they like people to be like them forward and talk tuff!!!!!!!

 

We could all be wrong and they could just lose interest and leave you alone. However, I doubt it. What you must remember is that if something happens to your car then you should not expect any justice whatsoever. So if you aren't going to move or sell your car then just be polite and boring and hopefully they'll get bored and that will be the end of it.

 

Is your car fully comp?? Be an even bigger ****ter if it isn't and they damage it.

I live in France and here you can legally buy pepper/mace sprays, tazer/stun guns and use them in self defence. I have some pepper spray but keep meaning to get a tazer you never know when it might be useful
If somebody has broken in to your home I think you can use whatever force you like your home is you castle here.

Not that you need weapons most people around here don’t even bother locking doors etc crime hasn't caught on properly but it is on the up more English moving over every day.

 

bet they will do a good deal on a tarmac drive

a word of warning can be nasty barstewards, met a few of these in the day job, total pain in the ****!

 

Nasty F*****S Indeed are Pikeys as previously mentioned I don't take s**t of anyone but would think twice about messing with pikeys pal especially if they know where you live. A few years ago my m8 had a problem with a family of pikeys (like yourself they moved in around the corner from him) took the law into his own hands one day and gave one of them a good kicking hence to say a few days later pulled up outside his house closed his car door and that is all he can remember until he woke up in hospital 4 days later,4 broken ribs puntured lung a broken arm and disclocated shoulder just to mention a few of his injuries and guess what they weren't caught and no-one saw a thing

 

Fecking hate pikeys, The police round here are actually scared to go on some of the travellers sites in redruth.

 

Its short for pikeyb4st4rd, or so I've heard