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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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Miss Exeter could do with something to eat.



She looks ill!
This is what happens to the other contestants when Miss Surrey gets to the buffet first
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 10:59 PM
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I'd do chunky miss Surrey providing she didn't wanna sit on ma face

Bet she goes like an overweight bunny... yay!
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:04 PM
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Dunno about that, but your 1 sick bunny Tam.
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Dunno about that, but your 1 sick bunny Tam.
Shurrup or you'll get another infraction from me I'd slap her **** and ride in the waves
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Shurrup or you'll get another infraction from me I'd slap her **** and ride in the waves
You sick puppy
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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:33 PM
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I've got 2 real ones now, so I don't want anymore of your fake ones.

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Old Apr 5, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
You sick puppy
Guilty as charged
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 08:24 AM
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lets just thin about this for a minute,
is it a joke?

she's won Miss Surrey........ who judged it, what do they judge on?

1. looks
2. legs
3. figure
4. personality
5...... anything else?

NOW, HOW WOULD YOU JUDGE ... between 1-10






1. LOOKS...... 7/10, she has a pretty face but nothing that special
2. LEGS......... 2/10, well she does have some... actually, neough for everyone else too
3. FIGURE....... 2/10, yep, say no more.
4. PERSONALITY.. 10/10, as thats what its all about, isn't it.
5. ANYTHING ELSE.. *****.. 4/10, not the best shaped or possitioned I've seen



Now, if these scores win her the Miss Surrey tittle, how did everyone else score??







IMO, she's no Charlotte Church, she also is a well shaped girl and has the right proportions of every thing.






tell, me who you would vote for!



it does make you think if Miss Surrey camp was rigged!! lol
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 08:34 AM
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The judges must have been out to prove a point about the more, erm, curvy woman being able to win these kind of things.

I have a particular passion for thin women, so I'm probably not that impartial.

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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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i'd like to see some pictures, especially of the men in this thread, not that i like men, just that it would be a good laugh

i'll bet no one here will EVER show theirs

i know for a fact one poster on this thread (DD) is a right skinny little bald emaciated bloke (worse than me ), who looks like he needs a right good feed, he is the most unsexy guy i've ever met but thinks hes the dogs do dahs, used to drive an Integra and is ugly as sin

the other is a gappy toothed weird nose troll who lives in cloud cookoo land and now thinks he owns a porche, but of course he does not, he did though own a soarer and has skinny legs

the other i know for sure weighs 18 stone and is only 5 foot 6", couldn't pull in a brothel and has a pile of w@nk magazines propping up his single bed

i say unless we get some photos we have some serious aesthetically challenged blokes preening on the net as usual

i don't prefer thin or fat people, just people that i like that aren't afraid to look the way they do

my missus is a size 16 and i love her

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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Slaphead
my missus is a size 16 and i love her
Post her pic then

I'd post my pic but I don't want to break my camera
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 08:48 PM
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shes personal, i wont do than plus she doesn't love herself like some
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Slaphead
shes personal, i wont do than plus she doesn't love herself like some

hi pete
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
This is what happens to the other contestants when Miss Surrey gets to the buffet first

lol at all the fat biffers that neg'd Shark man's post!!
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Old Apr 6, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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None of the fat men in this thread would enter a Mr UK contest though!

We all laugh at Eddie the Eagle, but he ski jumps better than any of us....yet he's still a target for our mocking and rightly so.
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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Oops, got an infraction for a previous post in this thread, must have been from a lazy big fat heffer with smelly clefts, or one of those pathetic little chubby chasers.
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Oops, got an infraction for a previous post in this thread, must have been from a lazy big fat heffer with smelly clefts, or one of those pathetic little chubby chasers.
Appears you may have been on the right track.
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
FPMSL
Lucky we like big fat heffer's with smelly clefts. Else we'd get a naughty mark.
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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 01:04 AM
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Everytime I think I may receive an infraction, I fail miserably.
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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Appears you may have been on the right track.
Yes, but which one? the chubby or the chaser?

Kiwi, perhaps you could be kind enough to insult either in seperate posts, to see which one pushes the right buttons, IYSWIM
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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...LO_468x840.jpg

Sorry, I'm no fan of stick think supermodels etc... but that is not 'curvy' in my book.

In this instance curvy is being used as a polite way of saying, well, fat, to be perfectly frank! I don't mean that maliciously, she looks and sounds like a nice girl, but beautiful? Not at that weight!

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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...LO_468x840.jpg

Sorry, I'm no fan of stick think supermodels etc... but that is not 'curvy' in my book.

In this instance curvy is being used as a polite way of saying, well, fat, to be perfectly frank! I don't mean that maliciously, she looks and sounds like a nice girl, but beautiful? Not at that weight!

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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
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See Salsa King's post (278) above mate!
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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 10:36 PM
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don't blame me!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2008 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Everytime I think I may receive an infraction, I fail miserably.
here have one on me


INFRACTION

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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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Not doing herself any favours in this recent video anyway

Doesn't look that pretty IMHO and talk about how many cliches you can fit in one interview

BBC - Newsbeat - Health - Miss England finalist 'inspiring' others
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Old Jul 17, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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Looks like a horse imo
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