1bar is my high boost setting

Stick a 16g on your car, see how you get on then.

Southern Nancies.

 

lmaolmao

 

Webbys dont forget you have had at your disposal virtually unlimited funds and contact through scoobynets project car+advertisements testing bits and bobs which us northeners and other mear mortals who log into scoobynet everyday can only dream about,most peeps who will be doing the shootout are on limited budgets/tracktime etc but do it for the fun for you to come across with your southern up your **** attitude you can take a running jump into your shandy thats what you drink or is it pimms Micky do the biz and kick his *** even if you can only hit 1 bar or even better instead of adding octaine booster have another couple of brown ales the night before

 

Silly northern monkeys aint got a clue .......

 

Dont forget Mark our decendants derived fom monkeys northen and southern

 

Dont i know it

 

 

My pre-event **** up isn't happening this year. Can't afford 2 nights stay in a posh hotel 5 mins from Elvington.

I don't drink Broon either. Sure someone told me the formula for the patented "Scottimax" though, worth a punt.

If Shaun was driving, I'd lash him in my works van.

 

What BHP is a standard Spec-C? And what BHP is Webby's car running now?

My car as standard, was circa 236BHP. Now at 330BHP, having spent about a grand.

Like to think I'd have a damn good chance on the 1/4 mile against a pretty standard Spec-C.

Webby's suspension probably cost more than my car.

 

In reverse i take it

 

Sideways if it was windy. Merc Sprinters get blown about no end.

 

Micky as standard they are about 320 out of the box,on the day im only bothered about the handling course and bettering my time from last year and hopefully getting more than 3 runs weather permitting

 

short wheelbase or long

 

LWB, proper van driver me.

See if I can find a pic of the POS.

 

QUOTE Webby's suspension probably cost more than my car.

I would say 100% but hey its all in the driver im sure if u got the driving exsperience must help also no good having 500-600 and loosing it on first bend,also stalling on 1/4 start line

good job i got 500 bhp,dangerous at bends and done a few 1/4 starts but hey im sure we will see on the day im not saying nothing except spec c better show me some b...s or i be slagging, Or take over the driving

 

Gussy,
Have you actually read the title to this thread? Or do they not teach you to read down the pits!? I know I can't drive for toffee.... whats your excuse?!?

Micky,
Don't worry about your power.... I would be more worried about having clubbed feet and a humpty back!

Mark,
Best get slagging then....... I have had it non-stop for the past 7yrs, so another couple of months won't hurt!

Regards,
Shaun

 

Said P.O.S


Might struggle for traction though. I can spin the wheels in 2nd gear in the dry in this.

 

Ahhh..... that explains why they always deliver late then!!! Micky is always the slow delivery man!

 

I have never lost control of my car...... perhaps has something to do with the fact I have a hard rev limit at 2k rpm and have certainly never hit that!

 

OI!! Haven't got clubbed feet!!! Webbed toes, if you will.

You been to Specsavers yet Shaunee?

 

You trying to say my missus is a minger??!!

 

I'm not slow, I'm prejudiced.

People I don't like get shyte delivery service.

People I do like, get superb delivery service.

Shaunee, may propably fall into the former category rather than the latter.

Also do the best non-profit, no-money exchanged deal on stuff delivered for my mates. Shaunee need not apply

 

You are slow..... you are quoting a post behind each time.

So what you really mean is that your works van is quicker than your Scoob.

Bring that down instead.... I am sure no-one would notice after you have stuck some clear light lenses on it and sprayed the wheels gold!

 

I would never say a thing like that!















I'd use much more colourful terms.
























Maybe Mrs Shaun should have went to Specsavers

 

You saying I am a lady boy now........ you sure you want to run at this event!!!!!!

 

I think you'll find that, I'm half way pissed. Bit clearer headed than I was at SSO last year mind.

I won't blame AOL for slow posting though, that would be a cop-out.

What's the £20-30-40-50(does it go higher?)grand Spec-C's excuse going to be this year?

 

You doing Shaunee?

Sign you flaming posts off so I know who I'm replying to.

That you, Ting Tong?

 

The recent barage is from me or is it him or her?!?!

 

Ooohh!!! Mysteries to be solved. Where's Scooby and Wilma & co when you need em?

 

Oh dear i need to catch up,in my exsperience them god dam van drivers are very good at driving,the reason being they drive them vans like loonies so when in a fast car they think there in there van still,

As for webby he deffo needs spec savers car he sold me was described as clean dam i seen cleaner focus's on there roof on the motorway that car cost me 3 grand more than it should of dumb *** brother,yes he drives a van also