Who does that bloke in the car remind me of??

 

due to all the kerb crawling and ******* sessions dazzas clutch and springs gave up the ghost so on the ramp it went :

 

Well spotted Maggs

 

he he . im a **** sometimes

 

M444GY flies off to sunnier climbs

 

pmsl u nobber

 

i see the esc are having their bags changed

 

MSOC enjoy a lazy day around the pool

 

better than an esc holiday

:

 

While I was driving down the A127 to southend the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked:

'Runway too short?'

To which I replied: 'I'm late for work.'

To which he asked: 'What do you do?'

I responded: 'I'm a rectum stretcher'

The copper was surprised and confused: 'A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work
Side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.'

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?'

To which I politely replied : 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..'

Speeding ticket: £60.00
Penalty Points : 3
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless.

 

Absolute quality

 

That is exactly what I thought

 

Have you pointed Tissy in the direction of this, although I know he is one of the good guys

 

No, it's not for tissy. It's for the other one not naming any names (cough) adidas (cough)

 

ed will love that jannine
superb

 

lol pmsl


6 foot *** hole .

 

I can't stop laughing I think it was a cracking joke!! got on email 2day so i sent it round my office.

Quality

 

I'm 6ft 4 ACTUALLY

 

Just a little more stretching then

 

nice one john

 

well u are a big ******* :



love ya x

 

where is dazza these days?



not heard from him in a while

 

oi adidas im up ur way tomorrow wadda ya gonna do : catch me if u can

 

Nobbers

 

U back from beating the vagrants

 

hi Ed you old bar steward
been busy changing nappy's and cleaning up sick?
or making up alibi's for fellow G20 officers
hope you are well

 

**** me where have u been adidas u nobber . im getting withdrawal symptoms

 

escs mlr team wear



dazas detailing has alot to be desired :


u cant hide that its not a mitsi


the esc dann sarfend come on guys u have work to do

get back to work on your car

 

KN0BBERS

 

ahhhh you are still alive you cockjockey . :


i miss our little talks