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Old 24 January 2008, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
More madness

In the paper today it shows a photograph of the new XRAY machine which scans the trucks in Calais as they board for Dover.

It shows an example and you can clearly see 2 illegals hiding in the truck.

Now wait for it.................


Officials have said that they cannot scan any more trucks unless they get a signed OK from said illegals.

FFS - there are some right fecking ********* in power.
Actually, you've not thought that through; it's a stroke of genuis: picture the scene if you will: two customs officers stand next to a truck and have the following conversation deliberately loudly

"Bob, shouldn't we make sure there are no immigrants hiding on this truck before we send it through an Xray machine that may be very harmful to anyone on board?"

Good point, Matt: *ahem* IF THERE ARE ANY STOWAWAYS ON BOARD CAN WE PLEASE HAVE YOUR CONSENT TO NUKE YOU IN THE XRAY MACHINE, IF YOU DON'T OBJECT, JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE"

That oughta do it!!



Dare I say it's the French using any old excuse to avoid finding them, as then they get stuck with them!

Or would that make me a cynic?
Old 24 January 2008, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Actually, you've not thought that through; it's a stroke of genuis: picture the scene if you will: two customs officers stand next to a truck and have the following conversation deliberately loudly

"Bob, shouldn't we make sure there are no immigrants hiding on this truck before we send it through an Xray machine that may be very harmful to anyone on board?"

Good point, Matt: *ahem* IF THERE ARE ANY STOWAWAYS ON BOARD CAN WE PLEASE HAVE YOUR CONSENT TO NUKE YOU IN THE XRAY MACHINE, IF YOU DON'T OBJECT, JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE"

That oughta do it!!



Dare I say it's the French using any old excuse to avoid finding them, as then they get stuck with them!

Or would that make me a cynic?

The problem is that they'd have to speak english to understand that.

Most of them can't even talk in the language of the country they claim to come from, citing their right to have their interviews in any language of their choice as a way of bull****ting the issue.

Welcome to the New Labour legacy of the HRA & RIPA. Designed to f**k over everyone except the ***** who are taking the ****.
Old 24 January 2008, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Bah........ Thats my new book idea out the window





























Old 27 January 2008, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SirFozzalot
Sorry, but that made me laugh!
CRACKER!!!!
Old 27 January 2008, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
More madness

In the paper today it shows a photograph of the new XRAY machine which scans the trucks in Calais as they board for Dover.

It shows an example and you can clearly see 2 illegals hiding in the truck.

Now wait for it.................


Officials have said that they cannot scan any more trucks unless they get a signed OK from said illegals.

FFS - there are some right fecking ********* in power.
A few years back a truck driver spotted illegals in the trailer as he came up the M25 towards Heathrow - they had cut a hole in the curtain and were waving at him to stop.

Anyway, he phones the police and they picked him up with a car and bike escort and took him non-stop straight into the detention centre on the A4 at Harmondsworth and hut the gates.

Twenty immigrants jump out, dstraight into the detention centre reception area!

Lorry driver gets a bill two weeks later for £40K - 2 grand per illegal immigrant - so he loses his truck, livelihood and his house!

And the illegals - most of them were allowed to stay!

The lunatics are in charge of the asylum.

So when is the revolution??
Old 27 January 2008, 07:55 AM
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It would seem at the moment we are in a downward spiral, whereby a "select few", seem to be moral & common sense champions for us all.


A few examples...


Films.

We have a very good cerification system U 12 15 18 and for years peopl have understood what they are for.

Not so today, you now have to have a short bio, detailing what the actual content of the film is...

Video games...

Again we have a rating system....

Not so today, we now have an additional pseudo rating system which shops are now enforcing (its not even legal)

When will these meddling looneys realise that far from addressing an issue, its making things worse. They are trying to change things which they have absolutely no comprehension of.


By dumbing down and mollycoddling us, we are loosing the very things that we need for todays world.

How many more ground breaking events or discovery's will happen in todays PC/HS world?



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Old 27 January 2008, 08:09 AM
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found this from one of my earlier posts (20/10/04) on here a few years ago



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Old 27 January 2008, 10:16 AM
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they'll be banning the word wOrk next cause it upsets blacks
Old 27 January 2008, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by spireite
they'll be banning the word wOrk next cause it upsets blacks
and scousers
the word w**k is already banned in the hutch
Old 27 January 2008, 10:33 AM
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Good one Mart.

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