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Only two and-a-half days a week for the last 18 months...........I'm a Christmas Eve virgin and dreading it 
Apparently, two women nearly came to blows over a bag of potatoes last year....ffs!....and this is in a 'quality' supermarket!
Apparently, two women nearly came to blows over a bag of potatoes last year....ffs!....and this is in a 'quality' supermarket!
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Apparently, they're queueing all along the road before 8.00 am. Why don't they get the veg a few days before? it's fine in the shed!
Ooooooooohhhhh.........I don't want to go in.......please don't make me....
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Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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Bad advice. you let them put the veg in the shed for one day, and it will be a rod for your own back for ever
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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Bad advice. you let them put the veg in the shed for one day, and it will be a rod for your own back for ever
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
Under no circumstances must you ever let anything other than your tools and nuddy mags be kept in the shed. Go back 2000 years for instance. The innkeeper let it happen with his stables, and look what a mammoth **** up that turned out to be! Now we have songs of praise on telly instead of james bond of a sunday evening!
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I wish you luck for Chirstmas Eve Oldsplice. If the shop I work in was anything to go by today, you'll need it. It has never let up all day, but the bosses will be happy, highest takings so far. Shop is a tip though
Don't blame you hun, you can always hope the madness has settled by then. Hopefully most people have graced our shops over the weekend and are eventually finished by Christmas Eve. It'll either be hectic or barely a soul in sight. 
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From: *R.I.P Heccers.. its been a blast!
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My Mrs ordered a Turkey from M&S recently and went to pick it up today. She was given a timeslot of between 4 and 5pm. She knew what to expect as she did it last year and urged me to stay home
On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
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On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
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My Mrs ordered a Turkey from M&S recently and went to pick it up today. She was given a timeslot of between 4 and 5pm. She knew what to expect as she did it last year and urged me to stay home
On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
Nick
On her return she told me that the queue was half way around the shop and there was "one" till dedicated to pre-orders
A guy took receipts from customers in the queue and shouted them up in no order. At one point people at the very front kicked-off as names were being called for people to collect who were further down the queue
Glad I wasn't there. cheers Jac
Nick
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