I Am Legend - Will Smith
you probably either
a) upset his religion by daring to touch his sacred locks/religious headwear
or
b) dissed his streetcred by daring to confront his standing in his crew..
yo yo man, dontcha be dissin ma bro man
:******:
a) upset his religion by daring to touch his sacred locks/religious headwear
or
b) dissed his streetcred by daring to confront his standing in his crew..
yo yo man, dontcha be dissin ma bro man
:******:
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I certainly aimed at his street cred which is why I picked on the hardest looking of the fcuktards to give some abuse to. He looked like he was going to cry after I'd whispered in his ear what I'd do to him if he didn't shut the **** up.
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Went to watch it today, it's typical hollywood fodder albeit with a few nice production touches, particularly the attention to detail in a desolate new york.
Other than that it's a crock of bull.
More amusingly I was sharing the cinema with a gang of juveniles who seemed to think using their phones and talking throughout the movie was acceptable. After 5 mins I said 'SHUT THE **** UP'- this worked for around 10 mins then the noise level began to creep up. The largest male was wearing a 'beanie hat' so I kicked the back of his seat as he made some smart **** comments about an XTC overdose as the vampire/mutant in the movie fitted given exposure to daylight. He looked at me and I then snatched the beanie from the top of his head and threw it down the aisle. Along with the comment to all of them '**** with me anymore and I'll punch your ******* lights out you little *****'. This seemed to amuse some of the other patrons in the cinema who'd spent their time making 'shhhh' noises and complaining to each other about the little *****.
They were good as gold throughout the rest of the film and didn't dare even look at me when it finished.
Quite honestly I'd have been prepared to break the nose of the leader in order to teach them a lesson.
Little wakners.
Other than that it's a crock of bull.
More amusingly I was sharing the cinema with a gang of juveniles who seemed to think using their phones and talking throughout the movie was acceptable. After 5 mins I said 'SHUT THE **** UP'- this worked for around 10 mins then the noise level began to creep up. The largest male was wearing a 'beanie hat' so I kicked the back of his seat as he made some smart **** comments about an XTC overdose as the vampire/mutant in the movie fitted given exposure to daylight. He looked at me and I then snatched the beanie from the top of his head and threw it down the aisle. Along with the comment to all of them '**** with me anymore and I'll punch your ******* lights out you little *****'. This seemed to amuse some of the other patrons in the cinema who'd spent their time making 'shhhh' noises and complaining to each other about the little *****.
They were good as gold throughout the rest of the film and didn't dare even look at me when it finished.
Quite honestly I'd have been prepared to break the nose of the leader in order to teach them a lesson.
Little wakners.
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Went to watch it today, it's typical hollywood fodder albeit with a few nice production touches, particularly the attention to detail in a desolate new york.
Other than that it's a crock of bull.
More amusingly I was sharing the cinema with a gang of juveniles who seemed to think using their phones and talking throughout the movie was acceptable. After 5 mins I said 'SHUT THE **** UP'- this worked for around 10 mins then the noise level began to creep up. The largest male was wearing a 'beanie hat' so I kicked the back of his seat as he made some smart **** comments about an XTC overdose as the vampire/mutant in the movie fitted given exposure to daylight. He looked at me and I then snatched the beanie from the top of his head and threw it down the aisle. Along with the comment to all of them '**** with me anymore and I'll punch your ******* lights out you little *****'. This seemed to amuse some of the other patrons in the cinema who'd spent their time making 'shhhh' noises and complaining to each other about the little *****.
They were good as gold throughout the rest of the film and didn't dare even look at me when it finished.
Quite honestly I'd have been prepared to break the nose of the leader in order to teach them a lesson.
Little wakners.
Other than that it's a crock of bull.
More amusingly I was sharing the cinema with a gang of juveniles who seemed to think using their phones and talking throughout the movie was acceptable. After 5 mins I said 'SHUT THE **** UP'- this worked for around 10 mins then the noise level began to creep up. The largest male was wearing a 'beanie hat' so I kicked the back of his seat as he made some smart **** comments about an XTC overdose as the vampire/mutant in the movie fitted given exposure to daylight. He looked at me and I then snatched the beanie from the top of his head and threw it down the aisle. Along with the comment to all of them '**** with me anymore and I'll punch your ******* lights out you little *****'. This seemed to amuse some of the other patrons in the cinema who'd spent their time making 'shhhh' noises and complaining to each other about the little *****.
They were good as gold throughout the rest of the film and didn't dare even look at me when it finished.
Quite honestly I'd have been prepared to break the nose of the leader in order to teach them a lesson.
Little wakners.
SO are you a keyboard warrior or some big bloke that threatens kids and then boasts about it on a forum ??
The first I reckon
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Are there previews, or is this all downloads?
Got that t-shirt myself 
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Although the cocky wakners didn't look much like kids when the light went up. More like potential gun wielding rapist crack fiends.
Back to the film it was ruined in typical style by having a 'happy ending'. Omega man was miles better as is Matheson's book.
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I just went to the cinema for the first time in a while and I was hugely disappointed with the film. I thought it would be much better, and after the dog thing the movie just got silly and didn't make any sense at all.
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^^^ what he said.
First hour was well made and errie, after that it just went to mush.
Lots of things left unexplained, the plot gave way 100% to CGI and that was all she wrote.
Left me disappointed and robbed of something that had the makings of a very good film.
Could have given it at least another 40 minutes and made something of it, explained quite a few missing pieces that didn't make sense.
And why all of a sudden did God have to come into it? She "had a feeling" give me a break!
The original book called them vampires, the Omega Man had "the family" and I am Legend had CGI leftovers from The Mummy.
It could have been so much better.....
First hour was well made and errie, after that it just went to mush.
Lots of things left unexplained, the plot gave way 100% to CGI and that was all she wrote.
Left me disappointed and robbed of something that had the makings of a very good film.
Could have given it at least another 40 minutes and made something of it, explained quite a few missing pieces that didn't make sense.
And why all of a sudden did God have to come into it? She "had a feeling" give me a break!
The original book called them vampires, the Omega Man had "the family" and I am Legend had CGI leftovers from The Mummy.
It could have been so much better.....
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Just watched it - never read the matterson book so dont know how close it was to the original. OK film but plot did seem to lose it after his dog died and several things did not seems to be well explained !
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Ive never seen a film where loads of people went 'huh' when it ended. Not enough action just jumpy bits with flashbacks to how it started, no explanations nothing now im in work (till 7am) bored, bloody tired cause I got dragged out to cinema on my transition day and havin acid burps due to jalapinos on dorito's
Ive never seen a film where loads of people went 'huh' when it ended. Not enough action just jumpy bits with flashbacks to how it started, no explanations nothing now im in work (till 7am) bored, bloody tired cause I got dragged out to cinema on my transition day and havin acid burps due to jalapinos on dorito's
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Bit of a let down, agree that it all went down hill after the first hour or so.
Maybe the directors cut has an alternate ending or add just a bit more 'meat' to the plot?
I really don't think the zombies had the intelligence to set the the trap with the manequin.
Also how did the zombies track them back to his house? I missed that bit.
Maybe the directors cut has an alternate ending or add just a bit more 'meat' to the plot?
I really don't think the zombies had the intelligence to set the the trap with the manequin.
Also how did the zombies track them back to his house? I missed that bit.
Me, I also thought the last 30 minutes were weak...
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The book ends with the protagonist (ie Will Smith in the film) being executed by a group of vampires who are forming their own society to replace the now dead human civilisation.
Rather than some numb-nuts hollywood american survivalist compound crap where humans survive and the AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE is preserved, hallelujah!
