You know it, fair weather lightweights

 

WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!

DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS

1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .

2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .

3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .

4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .

5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .

6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE

7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .

8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .

Above all have fun & enjoy

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WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!

DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS

1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .

2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .

3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .

4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .

5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .

6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE

7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .

8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .

Above all have fun & enjoy

 

cold, pah!

will have something fitted to the scooby by then that will help it keep warm

 

WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!

DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS

1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .

2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .

3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .

4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .

5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .

6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE

7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .

8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .

Above all have fun & enjoy

 

Is it called a "heater" by any chance?

 

Hope I've got the right Tesco.
Is it Tesco Pitsea?

Scotty.

 

Nope!

Its the Tescos on the Mayflower Retail Park on the A127 on the london Bound side.

Its the retail park thats also got a McDonalds in the entrance and a KFC that you can see from the road.

Hope this helps.

 

No it's the Tesco's in Laindon on the A127, mayflower retail park.

 

Oh right. How do i get over to that side. I'm coming from M25, Juntion 29?

Scotty.

 

Come off of the M25 and head towards Southend, and as your going down you will see the Retail Park and the Tescos in question on the right hand side but on the other side of the road. Its about 5-6 miles down, Mind the speed camera just before the Half roundabout (Fortune Of War roundabout).
Take the next main slip road (not sure but I think its for Basildon and Wickford) after you see the retail park and come back on your self towards London and the reatil park is the next turning on the left.

Good luck!

 

I'm sure Mark (Flat Eric) will post a map shortly

 

i live right near pitsea tesco. if you know that one i can pre meet you there and show you the route over to the one where we meet if you like?

 

Thanks for the offer, but i am pretty familiar with the retail park where KFC and Macdonalds are, but i don't remember seeing the Tesco there.

Scotty.

 

no probs.

that's because it's tucked right down the other end past pizza hut

 

Im sure he will


Fancy starting a thread with only half the imformation

Scotty .. Just head in towards KFC ( On your right ) Road bends to the left & down a little hill , The entrance to tesco's is on your left , We start to gather there from 7pm

Tiny ...

 

Amateur's

 

Cheers, you've been very helpfull. I shall be there from 7pm.

Scotty.

 

 

Here we are :-


TESCOS
MAYFLOWER RETAIL PARK
GARDINERS LINK
BASILDON
ESSEX
SS14 3HZ

Coming round the M25 you want J29 onto A127 Southend bound , follow this along till you come to the Basildon/Wickford slip (A132) . Take this slip down to the bottom go right around the roundabout & double back up the other side onto A127 now London bound .




Take the next exit off A127 into Mayflower retail park. Take second exit @ roundabout & go past McDonalds on your right . Follow this down to the bottom of the road & Tescos entrance is on the left , go past petrol & continue down to far end of car park .




Leave Tescos & TURN LEFT @ FIRST EXIT LONDON BOUND A127 .




Take next slip then first exit @ roundabout , get in right hand lane & take third exit @ roundabout back onto A127 Southend bound .




Get in right hand lane & turn right @ lights then regroup when you reach the seafront. You must DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera to allow room for those @ the back .

 

Better late then never....

 

Cheeky G1TS!

Just checked back, last month...

Thread started by Tiny Tuesday 25th September

Maps added by FE on Saturday 29th September

So all I have to say is.....

 

Bout bleedin time

Oi Oi & Me & Dad work as a team

 

Disgraceful behaviour, make him get back on the naughty chair

 

I've noticed that the naughty chair is quoted quite a lot by you do you have a thing for supernanny or stern women in general

 

I'm sure i definately wont get lost, especially after reading all those directions.

Scotty.

 

WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!

DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS

1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .

2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .

3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .

4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .

5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .

6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE

7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .

8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .

Above all have fun & enjoy

 

Too right son.

I don't go dusting off my maps straight away for these amateurs. Make em wait that's what I say.

Oh & while I am here :-

WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!

DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS

1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .

2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .

3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .

4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .

5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .

6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the Westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE

7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .

8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .

Above all have fun & enjoy

Mark

 

Its the education

 

WE LEAVE @ 8PM !!!!





DO'S & DON'TS FOR ALL POSERS




1. No doughnuts , flamefests or letting us hear how nice your exhaust sounds in Tescos car park . This is our home please don't abuse it .



2. Once on the move keep checking your mirrors & when other vehicles get stuck in the convoy please indicate & move over to lane 1 and let them filter through .



3. Once in two lanes try to keep in your lane & please indicate if you must change lane mid convoy .



4. Be ready for the "Underpass" slow down & launch ~ Ditto @ traffic lights .



5. When regrouping at the front drive all the way around the bend and DOUBLE PARK before the speed camera .



6. Pose ALL the way along the front past the Kursaal & double back @ the Thorpe Esplanade roundabout , If you wish to park up straight away without cruising the full loop , Please stay @ the back after the re group @ the Westcliff end & let the main group carry on to complete the full POSERS CRUISE



7. Get yourself a two way radio set to Channel 1 . ONLY to be used for shepherding the convoy . Use another channel if you want to play .



8. Fixed Cameras ~ Traffic Units ~ Mobile Cameras ~ You have been warned .




Above all have fun & enjoy