Pet hates?
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Let's hear your pet hates. I reckon that, given the broad spectrum of borderline mental illness displayed by many of the members here, this could get interesting.
I'll start:
Eating breakfast in work. What the **** is wrong with people who insist on sitting at their desk eating a bowl of cornflakes or porridge? Eat breakfast at home before you come to work, you're sure as hell not getting paid to stink the office out with cinnamon Oatso Simple. Arghhh. Morons!
I'll start:
Eating breakfast in work. What the **** is wrong with people who insist on sitting at their desk eating a bowl of cornflakes or porridge? Eat breakfast at home before you come to work, you're sure as hell not getting paid to stink the office out with cinnamon Oatso Simple. Arghhh. Morons!
"Sadly" she no longer works for the company.
Oh - she was crap at her job as well.
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That's NOTHING. There used to be a girl at work who insisted on bringing in a STINKING lunch. It was REALLY REALLY bad. People used to walk past and look at the soles of their shoes just in case they had walked on a dogs egg in the street. If you have ever smelt Durian Fruit [google it] then you would be NOWHERE near how bad this stuff smelt. I think it was some kind of Nigerian delicacy but I can tell you that it made everyones eyes water.
"Sadly" she no longer works for the company.
Oh - she was crap at her job as well.
"Sadly" she no longer works for the company.
Oh - she was crap at her job as well.
Those that type stuff that's too long to read in a short answer thread.,.
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People who have no idea how to use the English language even though English is their first language.
People who write like they talk and constantly use 'there' in place of 'their'. How do these people even manage to write say for example an email in work that has to be sent to their boss or a customer?
People who use comma when they should use an apostrophe.
Basically illiterate *******.
People who write like they talk and constantly use 'there' in place of 'their'. How do these people even manage to write say for example an email in work that has to be sent to their boss or a customer?
People who use comma when they should use an apostrophe.
Basically illiterate *******.
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Let's hear your pet hates. I reckon that, given the broad spectrum of borderline mental illness displayed by many of the members here, this could get interesting.
I'll start:
Eating breakfast in work. What the **** is wrong with people who insist on sitting at their desk eating a bowl of cornflakes or porridge? Eat breakfast at home before you come to work, you're sure as hell not getting paid to stink the office out with cinnamon Oatso Simple. Arghhh. Morons!
I'll start:
Eating breakfast in work. What the **** is wrong with people who insist on sitting at their desk eating a bowl of cornflakes or porridge? Eat breakfast at home before you come to work, you're sure as hell not getting paid to stink the office out with cinnamon Oatso Simple. Arghhh. Morons!
The inconsiderate ******* who live in this country...got about 8 bloomin dents in my car now 
I can make a whole big list arsey things people do that pee me off but I'll be here all night.
Smokers who think there right to smoke is more important than other right to not die of lung cancer or Asthma etc...they took it to the court of human rights...man there's people being killed, unlawfully imprisoned and a whole lode of other nasty things and they take the right to smoke there!...'oh sorry sir you right to freedom of speech and freedom from torcher case will have to wait as we have some chaps from the UK that are suffering terribly under a smoking ban...it, can, kill, you! and it can kill others too.....and on top of that it makes everything stink ....go on flame me if you want
, I ain't saying you don't have the right to smoke, but don't complain if the majority of people don't like it around them, the same as they don't like ***** driving 60+ in a thirty, it ain't just you who could die.......wow I am going off on one
Oh and lazy arsed bin men who find it hard to 'wheel' a bin more than 2 feet from the street so we end up with two Weeks of rubbish that doesn't get taken because after another two weeks the bin is too full for them to take!...and we pay more for this?
Sorry a bit off topic but got to get this of me chest...
put me green wheelie bin out one morning, came back from work and it wasn't there...now someone could have taken it but come on its a wheelie bin and besides there's a lot of others that would have been closer to nick...anyway, called the council for a replacement..."that's £36 sir"..my reply? "**** off you taking the ****?" she tells me "sorry sir but if you miss place a bin you have to pay for a new one" miss place a bloomin wheelie bin? man I'm getting old but that's taking the ****!...anyway tell her that it was their useless bin men that must have miss placed it so she tells me to ring the police to get a crime number...so I have to phone the police who of course have nothing better to do to report a missing wheelie bin....the crazy thing is the police actually weren't surprised when I rang about it....you know what? after all that I still haven't got a replacement
they dropped off some paper bags..PAPER BAGS!.... **** me!
I can make a whole big list arsey things people do that pee me off but I'll be here all night.Smokers who think there right to smoke is more important than other right to not die of lung cancer or Asthma etc...they took it to the court of human rights...man there's people being killed, unlawfully imprisoned and a whole lode of other nasty things and they take the right to smoke there!...'oh sorry sir you right to freedom of speech and freedom from torcher case will have to wait as we have some chaps from the UK that are suffering terribly under a smoking ban...it, can, kill, you! and it can kill others too.....and on top of that it makes everything stink
....go on flame me if you want , I ain't saying you don't have the right to smoke, but don't complain if the majority of people don't like it around them, the same as they don't like ***** driving 60+ in a thirty, it ain't just you who could die.......wow I am going off on one Oh and lazy arsed bin men who find it hard to 'wheel' a bin more than 2 feet from the street so we end up with two Weeks of rubbish that doesn't get taken because after another two weeks the bin is too full for them to take!...and we pay more for this?
Sorry a bit off topic but got to get this of me chest...
put me green wheelie bin out one morning, came back from work and it wasn't there...now someone could have taken it but come on its a wheelie bin and besides there's a lot of others that would have been closer to nick...anyway, called the council for a replacement..."that's £36 sir"..my reply? "**** off you taking the ****?" she tells me "sorry sir but if you miss place a bin you have to pay for a new one" miss place a bloomin wheelie bin? man I'm getting old but that's taking the ****!...anyway tell her that it was their useless bin men that must have miss placed it so she tells me to ring the police to get a crime number...so I have to phone the police who of course have nothing better to do to report a missing wheelie bin....the crazy thing is the police actually weren't surprised when I rang about it....you know what? after all that I still haven't got a replacement
they dropped off some paper bags..PAPER BAGS!.... **** me!
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