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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 03:50 PM
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...you mean a gargoyle
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 03:59 PM
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Yeah, I'd give her one. As said before she looks like a right filthy cow.

The dirtier the better
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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Jeezus you lot are far to fussy and all must have fantastically stunning supermodel wives or girlfriends!! I bet if she turned up and said take me from behind over the back of the sofa NONE of you would turn her down!!!!!!!
MrsD may not be a fantastically stunning supermodel, but she isn't a horse faced, screeching harpie who's spent to long bathing in tango either

And her 36DD funbags are all her own work


So in answer to you sir, I for one would definitely tell her to **** off if she turned up at mine

Obviously I can't speak for the rest of the SN filthmongers on here though
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
MrsD may not be a fantastically stunning supermodel, but she isn't a horse faced, screeching harpie who's spent to long bathing in tango either

And her 36DD funbags are all her own work


So in answer to you sir, I for one would definitely tell her to **** off if she turned up at mine

Obviously I can't speak for the rest of the SN filthmongers on here though
Fair doo's you can't argue with that honesty.
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
Fair doo's you can't argue with that honesty.

or big *****
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
I can't speak for the rest of the SN filthmongers on here though
sti_04 can do though.....
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:49 AM
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or big *****


Especially real big *****
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk


Especially real big *****
or gravity defying real big *****
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 07:15 AM
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MrsD's are starting to get to the point where defying gravity is a struggle

I suspect that I may be one of the contributing factors in this state of affairs though
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
MrsD's are starting to get to the point where defying gravity is a struggle

I suspect that I may be one of the contributing factors in this state of affairs though
not unless your swinging off them surely
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 09:01 AM
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she does nothing for me.plus she looks like a crispy bake bean.i'll stick with the wife i think
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 11:58 AM
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Got to say, she really isn't that pretty. Her boobies look rock hard

Look at that nose. If you went to jizz on her puppies it would probably bounce off and go flying up one of those huge nostrels

I'd probably rather turn her over and watch them wobble away in the mirror.
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Got to say, she really isn't that pretty. Her boobies look rock hard

Look at that nose. If you went to jizz on her puppies it would probably bounce off and go flying up one of those huge nostrels

I'd probably rather turn her over and watch them wobble away in the mirror.
Body off baywatch, face off Crimewatch!
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
not unless your swinging off them surely
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:23 PM
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she does nothing for me.plus she looks like a crispy bake bean.i'll stick with the wife i think
crispduk and bootsy, you are a pair of lucky jammy bastids, and i hate you both
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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now where are those crocodile clips
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 01:34 PM
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now where are those crocodile clips
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 02:04 PM
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Let's be clear here: not the kind of girl you'd take home to meet your mum then, but the kind of girl where you'd most likely not be required to give prior warning of impending throat yoghurt dispensing, nor ask whether you could "pot the brown"
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 02:07 PM
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Let's be clear here: not the kind of girl you'd take home to meet your mum then, but the kind of girl where you'd most likely not be required to give prior warning of impending throat yoghurt dispensing, nor ask whether you could "pot the brown"
just make sure that when giving her "one for good ol' blightly" from behind you dont push her face into the pillow too hard, otherwise when you let her up for air, her face will peel off like marzipan on a cake.

ns_o4 i like your style, id like to have a beer with you one day

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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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that pic of her walking away.... Wooooaaaah woah .... mi cellulite.....

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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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Im sorry but she wouldnt have to ask twice, dunno about marriage material though

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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 02:23 PM
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I would (not marry her), definately, no hesitation.
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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Let's get this thread balanced out a bit,

This is what a real sexy woman looks like guys



The future second MrsD

In my dreams
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
Let's get this thread balanced out a bit,

This is what a real sexy woman looks like guys



The future second MrsD

In my dreams
Isn't she about 50 these days?

Still would though
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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Salma is perfection
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 05:06 PM
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Salma Hayek Jiménez
Born: 2/9/1966
Coatzacoalcos, Mexico


That makes her 40
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 05:16 PM
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She had her ***** done early in the year they are now square at the bottom and not so much like spaniel ear's
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
just make sure that when giving her "one for good ol' blightly" from behind you dont push her face into the pillow too hard, otherwise when you let her up for air, her face will peel off like marzipan on a cake.

ns_o4 i like your style, id like to have a beer with you one day

andy
Likewise mate,

I'm not sure Jodie will want to join us though!!

ns04

PS. Salma Hyek (sp?) is stunning......it could be a problem if, at the height of passion, she asked you to say her name though!!! You'd have to reply:

"Sorry love, I'm not so sure about the pronounciation....will 'Sally' do??"
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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
MrsD may not be a fantastically stunning supermodel, but she isn't a horse faced, screeching harpie who's spent to long bathing in tango either

And her 36DD funbags are all her own work
Get some naked pics on son
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