Excuses for being horribly drunk needed....
Here's the sit. Hubby at night classes studying hard. Me, good wife at home waiting patiently for his return. Except I'm absolutely battered and listening (and worse singing along to) Howard Jones VERY loudly.
Plausible excuses needed.
(It'staking me ages to trype one post.....beware the evils of drink....)
Plausible excuses needed.
(It'staking me ages to trype one post.....beware the evils of drink....)
ok she sent a rude mms pic of her to me while i was on the train to my work mobile. I tried to download it, connected to gprs, then to work vpn
but couldnt download.
hmmm apparently certain numbers are barred on our work phones and BT will phone my boss to let him know what was tried. eg someone phoned a **** line & BT told the boss. How would this apply to mms's?
Would it be like accepting reverse-call charging?...
BT: boss would you like to accept the charge for this pictxt of some norks?.....
but couldnt download. hmmm apparently certain numbers are barred on our work phones and BT will phone my boss to let him know what was tried. eg someone phoned a **** line & BT told the boss. How would this apply to mms's?
Would it be like accepting reverse-call charging?...
BT: boss would you like to accept the charge for this pictxt of some norks?.....
I do remember the wild horses and trying to restrain someone who was intent on giving them wine. Said person also gatecrashed a school reunion
What a feckin LUSH
Just tell him you were 'dieting'......
Oh yes tis true

Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you
Just tell him you were 'dieting'......
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday
Any coloured fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol, they report in the Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture.

Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you
lol why should you have cared in the first place? people are allowed to get drunk you know
wouldnt have bothered me, would have probably found it funny and had a drink with you when I got home
Hope your not suffering today
Hope your not suffering today
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