Big chunk of oak, what shall I carve out of it?

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Apr 12, 2007 | 11:00 PM

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Honeslty though, I think you should carve an acorn to symbolise where your piece of oak came from...

You've already suggested a little *****.

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:02 PM

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So we have:

Tree

What? It was a serious suggestion

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:07 PM

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Apr 12, 2007 | 11:08 PM

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Good suggestion. I favour Tench, myself - easily the nicest British freshwater fish.

i Caught 6 tench last night up to my PB of 7lb 8oz

Very nice fish indeed, although i still have a thing for the barbel! I can't decide!

Either way, i'd carve a nice lightly scaled mirror, I love the really dark colours in some of them, that could easily be compared to the colour of oak.

Or failing that, dare i say...an impreza?!

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Apr 12, 2007 | 11:09 PM

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i Caught 6 tench last night up to my PB of 7lb 8oz

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Bloody hell! that's early season!

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:12 PM

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lol, it was hectic yesterday! I had 5 of the the 6 tench last night within an hour all on spam, with the first on a popped up corn and tutti boilie. 8 hours between the 1st and the rest though with nothing! Sorry for getting off the subject anyway! You gotta decide what to carve soon though surely!!!

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:16 PM

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Carve a pillow out of it, then sleep on it and hope to dream up a suggestion by the morning.

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:24 PM

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Carve a pillow out of it, then sleep on it and hope to dream up a suggestion by the morning.

That wooden be very comfy, Duck, plus he might get splinters in his lugs

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:27 PM

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he might get splinters in his lugs

A life-threatening injury for Onan.

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:32 PM

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Well, at the moment the T-rex skull is still the front-runner, though I'm tempted by the fish.

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:37 PM

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it was abso fikkin lutely fekkal to do with me!

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:48 PM

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Well, at the moment the T-rex skull is still the front-runner, though I'm tempted by the fish.

Tawny Owl

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:50 PM

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Carving oak? 'Ardest game in the world, mate... Did it meself for twenty years, man and boy... yeah..... 'Ad to give it up in the end... the splinters and the carpal-tunnel syndrome... yeah...

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.... Me an' Stan went dahn the Canal larst Tuesday; yeah... I got two Zander and a dozen Perch abaht four aaaance. Stan blanked.

Apr 12, 2007 | 11:56 PM

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blankin's the name of the game up here! I'd ****in love some zander but you got em all down your way! Stuck with the old pike lol. Gonna get some fat canal carp tomorrow night hopefully though! But....we'll blank!

Apr 13, 2007 | 02:03 AM

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Carve a mini scooby

Apr 13, 2007 | 02:55 AM

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chopsticks?

Apr 13, 2007 | 06:26 AM

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Carve it into a big block of oak, minimal effort required and leaving you plenty of time to return to posting sh1te in NSR

Apr 13, 2007 | 08:10 AM

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Go on... scoff.

Apr 13, 2007 | 08:14 AM

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Apr 13, 2007 | 09:07 AM

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How about carving a pair of sunglasses - Oakleys maybe

Apr 13, 2007 | 03:15 PM

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Enough of the ****** / *****.

How about a realistic fanjita

Splinters could be a real problem though

Apr 13, 2007 | 03:19 PM

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Enough of the ****** / *****.

How about a realistic fanjita

Splinters could be a real problem though

"you'll only feel a small *****...."

Apr 13, 2007 | 03:36 PM

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Good suggestion. I favour Tench, myself - easily the nicest British freshwater fish.

Agree. If you need any guidance on gonad location, you only need ask

Apr 13, 2007 | 03:37 PM

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Stick it outside and sit on it at BBQ's, it'd make a nice garden tench.

Apr 14, 2007 | 03:07 PM

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Well, I've made my decision.

Here's the raw material:

Apr 14, 2007 | 03:08 PM

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Can you tell what it is, yet?

Apr 14, 2007 | 03:23 PM

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Will be watching with interest

Apr 14, 2007 | 03:25 PM

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Can you tell what it is, yet?

Is that an Axe Angel ??

Apr 14, 2007 | 03:37 PM

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Those teeth will be tricky...they go across the grain.

Apr 14, 2007 | 04:01 PM

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Those teeth will be tricky...they go across the grain.

Good point, but the grain goes all ovver 't' oil - the general trend is from top to bottom. I'm going to do that bit in bas-relief, I think.

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