sick of the word CHAV!
Originally Posted by Coffin Dodger
If ever somebody defined a chav this is it. 
His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
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His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
Chav
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Originally Posted by Scooby-doo97
Pretty sure you used to drive an early Jap import?
If you think only classic owners are branded 'Chavs', then think again
''Wild Thing''
If you think only classic owners are branded 'Chavs', then think again
''Wild Thing''
We're all doomed to be chavs... my car even has lexus lighst as standard now
.Funky Cold Median.
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Its far to over used and we in the north east were saying it long before the papers picked up on it and it was orginally charver - which ment little scroutes in a bus stand with trackies on and rockports on, the media picked up on the word turned it to chav which sounds stupid and the rest is hisotry.
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Originally Posted by stiginger
I'm getting sick of the word chav now! people wearing caps are chavs? people wearing hoodies are chavs? people driving a classic subaru are chavs? but why is this label put on them people and cars?? i wear lacoste tracksuits and moshino caps because i like wearing them i also have a classic subaru it doesnt have neons chrome alloys or go faster stripes but am i still a chav??? well if i am so f@ckin what.
It could be worse, you could also be a ginger chav....
oh....
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Originally Posted by Coffin Dodger
If ever somebody defined a chav this is it.
His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
Chav
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His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
Chav
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Originally Posted by mikepaul
CHAV is more about the perception of someone's mental capacity combined with a lazy can't do attitude.
Not everyone has a Degree with the education armoury to extol the virtues of wisdom.
If you're a grafter, you're not a chav
Don't consider it anything to do with dress sense.
So CHAV = brainless bull ****ter
In this life, if you work hard, you will eventually suceed. Don't be bitter, get educated or face the wrath of the CHAV syndrome.
Not everyone has a Degree with the education armoury to extol the virtues of wisdom.
If you're a grafter, you're not a chav
Don't consider it anything to do with dress sense.
So CHAV = brainless bull ****ter
In this life, if you work hard, you will eventually suceed. Don't be bitter, get educated or face the wrath of the CHAV syndrome.
Chav= fcukwit layabout stuck outside the jobcentre waitng to sign on and claim a crisis loan for a new fridge/24 pack of stella
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Originally Posted by Coffin Dodger
If ever somebody defined a chav this is it.
His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
Chav
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His from Brum - pretty much everybody who lives there is a chav, the people with money, taste and class moved away years ago.
Lacoste track suits - maybe for lounging around at home but never ever go outside in it, unless of course you're a chav!
Moshino caps, lets face it the only reason you wear it is because of the label, caps are uncool, end of. The fact that you have to wear a designer one (presumably fake) is crass and therefore chavvy.
You don't know how to use punctuation, sentences start with a capital letter for starters. Therefore you don't have a very good command of the English language = chav!
Finally you have to resort to swearing at the end of your post. Chavs swear alot as they have a very limited vocabulary.
Chav
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caps are probably uncool to you because like your name suggest your past it mate everythink is uncool to you. and yes im rubbsih at english! is it a crime??? im no chav i wear what i like if im a chav your an old snob end of you stuck up codger
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Chav= fcukwit layabout stuck outside the jobcentre waitng to sign on and claim a crisis loan for a new fridge/24 pack of stella
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Chav defines scum, or technically, sub-human filth.
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Chav defines scum, or technically, sub-human filth.
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Chav defines scum, or technically, sub-human filth.
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
Chav = Scum.
To be scum, you must be a lazy, working class type who wears certain types of clothes / writes in "text speak" all the time / spits on the floor / drinks white lightening type beverages / frequents certain bars in your area / drives certain types of cars (or "modify" their cars in scummy ways / Lets your dog turd on pavements / calls your children Wayne or anything that remotely rhymes with Wayne / drops litter / has spots.
So if you drive a clapped out old **** heap and neon it up, wear a shellsuit tucked into Lyle & Scott socks and wear Rockports, spend your dole on glue or drink down "The Rock" coz its ded gud innit etc then you are in the firing line to be named a chav.
Mind you, any one of the above criteria will put you in Chavland and mean you are a sub-human... Either smarten your life up or live with your branding...
Scally in Liverpool is unique to the city... Even only a few miles outside Liverpool it just means a "dodgy person who may benefit financially from deeds of a naughty nature"...
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