Idiots in Sooburoos in Blackpool
Originally Posted by EVOLUTION
For an idiot who likes starting wind ups, your not very good at the retorts are you.
pretty lame, try going into the muppets section them come back when you have learnt a thing or two.
calling peoples parents is a bit to close to playground name calling.
oh, and if some how i was drunk enough to let you get close to me, i would probably slap you with it, nice mushrooming for you ya smelly old fart
pretty lame, try going into the muppets section them come back when you have learnt a thing or two.
calling peoples parents is a bit to close to playground name calling.
oh, and if some how i was drunk enough to let you get close to me, i would probably slap you with it, nice mushrooming for you ya smelly old fart

Since when did i call your parents you silly young man? Can you not read or do they not teach Geordies how to read - yes that must be it.
Oh and with regards to starting the mud-slinging. I seem to remember you sticking your big ginger hooter in where it was not welcome in the first place.
Evolution - Pah! When you were born did you actually recieve a birth certificate, or a lab report
In the Fifties i can remember Gingers were pointed at and ridiculed, now unfortunately due to that silly man Chris Evans and Ronald McDonald you seem to be accepted now.
Why dont you bugger off to Ireland, you'll be accepted there.
Originally Posted by The Chief
Mrs Brady
Just because EVOLUTION is part of TTS (thats Tyne Tees Scoobs to you)
dont automatically assume he's a Geordie.
The Sherry is pickling your brain
Just because EVOLUTION is part of TTS (thats Tyne Tees Scoobs to you)
dont automatically assume he's a Geordie.
The Sherry is pickling your brain

Demented old bat 
EVOLUTION, I think she secretly fancies you
You will have to watch out or she will be trying to slip you some of that viagra and have her wicked way with you, while pinning you down with her zimmer frame

EVOLUTION, I think she secretly fancies you
You will have to watch out or she will be trying to slip you some of that viagra and have her wicked way with you, while pinning you down with her zimmer frame
Hey you never know she may have a few quid stashed aside
All he has to do is poke it a few times in the next 10 years and bobs your uncle. untold riches and a new Subaru
All he has to do is poke it a few times in the next 10 years and bobs your uncle. untold riches and a new Subaru
Originally Posted by Tidgy
is it worth having a miserable bag for a wife though???




<name withheld>

BTW
bin readin this thread for a couple of days (quite entertaining)

but i think the whole thing is a wind up!
look at 'Mrs Bradly's' post history
Originally Posted by Steve001
allready got one of those m8 



<name withheld>
BTW
bin readin this thread for a couple of days (quite entertaining)
but i think the whole thing is a wind up!
look at 'Mrs Bradly's' post history




<name withheld>

BTW
bin readin this thread for a couple of days (quite entertaining)

but i think the whole thing is a wind up!
look at 'Mrs Bradly's' post history
Originally Posted by Mrs Brady
Since when did i call your parents you silly young man? Can you not read or do they not teach Geordies how to read - yes that must be it.
Oh and with regards to starting the mud-slinging. I seem to remember you sticking your big ginger hooter in where it was not welcome in the first place.
Evolution - Pah! When you were born did you actually recieve a birth certificate, or a lab report
In the Fifties i can remember Gingers were pointed at and ridiculed, now unfortunately due to that silly man Chris Evans and Ronald McDonald you seem to be accepted now.
Why dont you bugger off to Ireland, you'll be accepted there.
Oh and with regards to starting the mud-slinging. I seem to remember you sticking your big ginger hooter in where it was not welcome in the first place.
Evolution - Pah! When you were born did you actually recieve a birth certificate, or a lab report
In the Fifties i can remember Gingers were pointed at and ridiculed, now unfortunately due to that silly man Chris Evans and Ronald McDonald you seem to be accepted now.
Why dont you bugger off to Ireland, you'll be accepted there.
You like to put across that your some stupid old duffer, so perhaps you may want to take a little history lesson yourself...
Try researching exactly where ginger actualy origionates (sp), you may get a little suprise.
Come back and post when you find out.
question for you, do you smell of wee yet? im just trying to get a hold on how old you are
Colostomy bag waft 
Watch it or you will risk being hit with her zimmer or run over by mobility scooter
I think the bridesmaids will all have matching wrinkles and false teeth
On the wedding night, the smell of Whitby front will be rife in the honeymoon suite when she drops her big cotton knickers

Watch it or you will risk being hit with her zimmer or run over by mobility scooter

I think the bridesmaids will all have matching wrinkles and false teeth

On the wedding night, the smell of Whitby front will be rife in the honeymoon suite when she drops her big cotton knickers
Originally Posted by D.K.1
Colostomy bag waft 
Watch it or you will risk being hit with her zimmer or run over by mobility scooter
I think the bridesmaids will all have matching wrinkles and false teeth
On the wedding night, the smell of Whitby front will be rife in the honeymoon suite when she drops her big cotton knickers

Watch it or you will risk being hit with her zimmer or run over by mobility scooter

I think the bridesmaids will all have matching wrinkles and false teeth

On the wedding night, the smell of Whitby front will be rife in the honeymoon suite when she drops her big cotton knickers

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