Hes still SILKOLENE(ing) the boot of his car

 

I can't imagine it's done his ELF much good

 

He's made such a mESSO his boot!

 

I have one word to say...TALCUM POWDER (ok, that was two!) Its brilliant to use on anything oily! Put it on the oil patch, and it will soak it up proper! So great if you have a greasey patch on your fave shirt, or 4 litres of spilt oil in your boot. Clean as you have, and spinkle it on to soak up left overs!!!

 

What???

Talc,, talc dont rhyme with anythin oil related.. not very good as this game are you???

 

Oh ha..ha!!!!

 

That dont rhyme either


tut tut

How about a lube gag eh

 

I dont like "lube" any more Frayz, your a "fuel" !

( )

 

MUCH BETTER,

 

Lets CALtex it a night! and hope that he doesn't RIG it so that none of us get our photos in the calendar!

Night all, up early tomorrow

Looking forward to seeing what here in the morning

 

Far to K.Y's for that

 

'oil' deal with you lot at the next meet.

ended up soaking it in washing powder and near-boiling water just drying out now!!!

the oily smell adds a more racing / rallying ambience to the whole experience.

the wooden cover has bent up beyond all reasonable recognition and the felty bit is under my car, drying out (that will be knackered too i guess)

thanks for all your words!!!

Dazza

 

Anything we can do to help mate, you know that!!

 

Dazza was looking so desperate with his carpet last night,
i didn't go too loopy...

Bless him he got up before me this morning to clean the bath tub so I could have shower, there was no shampoo left though

I'm a bit worried about the washing machine though, think I'm going to put only his clothes in first, see how they come out

you lot made this thread really funny

loopy

 

too late, i've just put your work suits on 90 degree cycle!!!!

 

Dont pretend you know how to use the washing machine Dazza

 

 

 

Well after all the efforts, the carpet is now in the bin...