Ex-Girlfriends and birthdays
14 October 2006, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
FFS take advantage of that very fact then you fool before you regret it when you are older, married and having sex with your wrist every day
you have your own personal sex slave for the taking my son
possible sexual scenarios:
tell her things just arent working out but there may be a slim chance if she gets one of her fit female friends for a 3-in-a bed romp every friday
tell her things arent working out but there may be a tiny chance of a reconciliation if she takes that no entry sign off her large but tight sphincter passage and lets you insert any reasonably shaped object up it every sunday
Lord Shrek......The list is endless if you are a colostomy perv
you have your own personal sex slave for the taking my son
possible sexual scenarios:
tell her things just arent working out but there may be a slim chance if she gets one of her fit female friends for a 3-in-a bed romp every friday
tell her things arent working out but there may be a tiny chance of a reconciliation if she takes that no entry sign off her large but tight sphincter passage and lets you insert any reasonably shaped object up it every sunday
Lord Shrek......The list is endless if you are a colostomy perv
14 October 2006, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Jontyclassic"00"
It's my ex's birthday tomorrow, and we only split two weeks ago.
My question is "Would wishing her a happy birthday, give her the wrong idea?"
I split with her, and she's still keen to keep it going, although it is over.
Jonathan
My question is "Would wishing her a happy birthday, give her the wrong idea?"
I split with her, and she's still keen to keep it going, although it is over.
Jonathan
... and if you change ur mind in the future will stand u in good stead. All really depends on how u got on when u were together, whether u were mates that got it on or just ******** that became a commitment. Also worth bearing in mind if she is still in contact with mutual friends, especially other females u wish to poke
14 October 2006, 05:53 PM
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the girl is a potential bunny boiler but remember the sex michael douglas had with glenn close in fatal attraction...she was up for anything
tell her things wont work unless she pays for a trip to thailand for both of you and participates in group bukkake and ping pong sessions
you must be allowed to chose the ****** that come back to the hotel room and she must pay for them.....and then perhaps you can see a workable future together
women will stoop to any sexually depraved low if obsessed
Lord Shrek......forget jeremy kyle's approach of respecting women....use and abuse em
tell her things wont work unless she pays for a trip to thailand for both of you and participates in group bukkake and ping pong sessions
you must be allowed to chose the ****** that come back to the hotel room and she must pay for them.....and then perhaps you can see a workable future together
women will stoop to any sexually depraved low if obsessed
Lord Shrek......forget jeremy kyle's approach of respecting women....use and abuse em
14 October 2006, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
women will stoop to any sexually depraved low if obsessed
+ "are you nearly done?"
14 October 2006, 10:48 PM
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don't tell us you've also bought her a prezzy too.... thats why you want to wish her appy birtday
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