martin


whoever it is

 

hey mods, can you put this on muppet show, this is classic

 

Always said Martin is an Old woman!!!!



PMSL

 

this just gets better

 

now thats sick!!!!

 

Dont you come on here pretending to know or - be married to me.
It is common knowledge that Stan Brady left me over ten years ago now
for one of those dirty easy women who live in Thailand.

What he saw in her i will never know. Aunt Dorothy showed me the pictures and she looked rather odd to say the least. Huge hands and she even had an adams apple - still i always said Stan could be a little queer at times.

 

I love how the first couple of posters were not quite sure if this was a wind up or not

the clue might have been in the first post about "sobaroos" or similar.

This is a great thread, please post more you daft old bint

 

 

 

How dare you call me an old bint you stuck up little queer.
People like you need to do a spot in the national service and no mistake.

Oh how i wish we could bring back old fashioned values, little toe-rags like you used to get the strap at school. use to do them some good, not nowadays because its not allowed.

SwissTony what sort of a name is that? probably correct though. The Swiss were cowards during the war and ran away.

sounds about right though for a little ponce like you.
Ah so thats how you use those smiley faces.

 

ohhhh get you !!!

listen you silly cow, I doubt you would even understand "bint", well in its correct context anyway, but useful for those tricky 4 letter words down at the Gala Bingo.

Me names not tony and I;m not swiss..now I know that the old cogs aint what they used to be, in that excuse for a brain, but dont feel confused or upset, its a dangerous world out there

we love to have senior citizens on here (even though we all know you are about 18 !!! ), but feel free to bash away with your ham fisted cranky old digits on your "compooter thingy"....

also feel free to share any "senior" moments with us, we could do with a good laugh....

 

 

about 45 actually

 

PMSL - quality

 

well I was close

games up??

 

One day you will be old Tony, but by the way you are going on i doubt it as you will never grow up coming out with comments like that.

Why dont you bugger off back to Switzerland or wherever you came from?
Why is it its always the foreigners who cause trouble on here.

If you got a job in a charity shop or helped out at the local church it might just open your eyes and stop you being a fairy all your life!

Oh and before you associate Bingo with old people. have you in fact been to one recently? i won 250 pounds last year and Ethel who is part of the Mormon church won 5000 pounds but she had to give most of that away for some reason.

That 250 pounds paid for a week in Eastbourne so Bingo is for old people and losers eh? I had a nice free holiday out of it.

You can keep your expensive holidays to Ibeetha with your bum boys (i've seen what goes on on telly)

Mrs E Brady