hail-hail

A little crude this one, but...................

A few years back about 15 of the boys (all late teens/eary 20's) decide to take our summer holiday in the wonder resort of Magaluf.
As usual the first competion was who could get the first ride

Arriving home after our first night out, I was shocked to find a used cumbrella hanging over the door handle to my apartment. Well done my mate Martin ( i have not changed the name to protect the guilty), he had won the competition.

A few nights later he finally coughed to the real story. Turns out it was a genuinely filled cumbrella, however he had not actually managed to insert it anywhere, the poor girls knee had taken the brunt of his good loving.
Needless to say this has followoed him round to this day.

However, he was relating this story to a number of mates at work, knowing it was only time before we spilled the beans.
His final line to justify all his poor performance was:
"Come on it has happened to every one!"
Before everyone had a chance to burst out into fits of denial and laughter the 1st year apprentice had piped up with
"Yeah..................happens to me all the time"

Needless to say the young lad had a hellish 4 years before he could serve his time and get the **** out of there

p1mark

My wife asked one of the elderly widowed neighbours - Upon observing some blue **** flying into a nesting box in the garden - "so, have you had much activity in your box recently"

Oh how i laughed

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Completely immature I know, but I used to like the slogan for the retailer Comet:

"You know where to come"

Ns04