That's something we have in common.

Mrs Reality is a different story.

Talking of Mrs Reality - Time I was on my way home.

 

we still have Africa's weather here. i get in my pool and float around when i am at home, keeps me cool, and wet

 

i am very lucky where i live too, we have a lot of open countryside here and as i am high up the breeze i get is great

 

(refrains from stating the possible sexual innuendo in that post)

 

Also timber framed houses seem to be a lot hotter than brick houses.

 

Another top tip: Keep a thermometer in the shade outside (must be in the shade), and one inside the house.

If the one outside reads hotter than the one inside SHUT the windows - especially between 12:00 to 4:00pm. All you do is draw warmer air in. Reopen them when the sun start setting. How many times do I have to tell ex-pats that in Spain, whinging about it being too hot, I tell them to begger off back home (in Spanish ).

Also Keep the curtains drawn and also have the back of them lined with white material or get some white blinds. If you have Pilkinton "K" glass, remove it and reverse it Also painting your roof and walls white does wonders

 

Another tip,cherish this weather so in 2 months time,when you are freezing your nuts off you can look back to the "good ol days"

 

i have taken all of your advice ali

 

sara, could you come around and remove me loft door, cant quite reach it.
thanks

 

should i keep the mini skirt on and stand on a high ladder?

 

skirt off please.

 

oh go on, if you insist. But i wont look or make any remarks about "stuffed beavers " I promise

 

if its off i will have to wear my big nickers

 

was thinking exactly the same..

 

right that is enough. I am going to cool off in my swimming pool

 

lol, i bet you have one of thos baby pools
will it be big enough to hide your embarrasment

 

Why would he want to hide KOT in his swimming pool?

 

and where was the TISSUE warning with this post ?

 

use my nickers

 

Sorry Sara SIAL!!!! & urban myth..


My office is in the loft. it get plenty hot!!!! without the loft hatch open!!!! if you open the loft hatch then the air can circulate and cool slightly. i,m up here now and its pushing 30 degrees


Mart

 

at no time did i say to lift the loft hatch and get inside

 

I opened my loft hatch, it is no cooler but a couple of big spiders have emerged from it, they can stay though as they might get rid of the flies coming in through the open windows.

 

as long as the flies are not from somewhere else

hot air rises so opening the hatch lets the hot air rise into it

 

Lol

I think there is enough hot air up there already to fit anymore, I stuck my head up the hole earlier and I came out dripping, it's seriously hot and sticky up there tonight...

 

i wouldnt let these lot know you have a hot and sticky hole

 

my new staff are haveing a bit of a winge about it being to hot

ohh how they will learn to cherish when its snowing and there outside cleaning cars

 

Bit like me then..........another 'blonde moment'!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

at the moment i am blonde all the way through

 

This is the best f****** thread ever

GF asking what I'm laughing at

Better than reading about mods/oil/price of petrol

 

what !!! you are blonde inside as well ???

i would pay money to see that