well ten mins to go

 

Has everyone been good this year then?

 

oooooooooops 89 to me

 

know know and know

 

not writen in my script to be good

 

I`ve forgotten more than you KNOW

 

can we get to page 100 for the new year

 

ooooow you old uns

 

right im off talk later ( if sober witch i dawt)

 

Old in body, but young in mind
Have a good un at the pub. If you here the sound of loose change in your pockets, don`t worry, its Santa on his sleigh.

 

No No mate I love you, its Christmas, and deservedly yours

 

^^^^Mick In Xmas Giving Mode^^^^

 

I have to be carefull tonight..

don't want a vist from the ghost

 

although Christmas past would not be too bad..

could get to take some pics of my old MkI and II's

 

Are these escorts you are talking of?

 

yes my friend wished I had kept 1 of the 5 I used to have

 

not 5 all at the same time though

 

Male Escorts from Bob's Male Escort Agency.

MKIIs had better fake **** than the MKIs, though they were more 'plump' in the buttock region

 

Its a little known fact, but the word BAIKEN translates into english as 'Bloke who goes around Castleford with a transvestite on his arm during the festive season'

 

yup know him ^^^^

 

I can't foo in type I am laughing so much

I nearly googled it to see if it was true,

 

Its only becuase you both want the pole

 

but this is quite clearly 87

 

think he's off his concker

 

a few too many christmas sherry's

 

nope defo the first option He is off his conker

 

Rumour has it, in fact, that Bob's agency had to shut down in early January 1984 due to the fact that everyone on it's books had such a 'good time' during nights out (and in ) with the Mickmeister that they all ended up in a queue at Boots waiting for an emergency delivery of 'personal membrane tear repair ointment'

Lilly the Pink was drafted in to re-create her medicinal compound, indeed it was during this time that John Gorman, formerly of the group Scaffold, and latterly on the TisWas team, threw a sicky from OTT to help find Lilly, as she'd not been see since their 70's hit.

Here's the revised Lyrics that he eventually came up with in a desperate bid to locate Lilly, and therefore end the suffering of all Castleford male Escorts...

Here's a story, a little bit gory,
A little bit happy, a little bit sad.
Of Lilly the Pink and her Medicinal Compound
And how it drover her to the ground.

chorus:
We'll poke a burly bloke
In parts that are Pink are Pink are Pink
Our nights out with them will be ace.

And then we'll get some medicinal Compound,
Most efficatious in every case.

 

agreed no need to debate it.

Its a bit like saying sticky aint long

 

'personal membrane tear repair ointment'


thats so so wrong

but hey ot works

 

LONG I ONLY KNOW HIM AS TALL BUT THEN AGAIN YOU'VE KNOW HIM LONGER AND HAVE A MORE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP