Quiet today
Lucky barsteward, not
Sorry mate, will think of you when I've drunk me hot choc and curled up in bed with my missus
...........................but.................... nooo
Sorry mate, will think of you when I've drunk me hot choc and curled up in bed with my missus
...........................but.................... nooo
Sarah's gone to do a car boot with her mother
,crazy,have you heard the wind...
I said to Sarah last night try not to wake me when you trundle off in the early hours,well you'd think we were moving with the amount of clatterin and bangin she;s doin,swear we only had a set of 3 drawers at side of bed ,although she's opened and shut a good 20 or so this morn.....
Anyway full bed to me sen now,and plenty of bacon in fridge for me n little legs later on...
Love Sundays me....
See you all this aft....
,crazy,have you heard the wind...I said to Sarah last night try not to wake me when you trundle off in the early hours,well you'd think we were moving with the amount of clatterin and bangin she;s doin,swear we only had a set of 3 drawers at side of bed ,although she's opened and shut a good 20 or so this morn.....
Anyway full bed to me sen now,and plenty of bacon in fridge for me n little legs later on...
Love Sundays me....
See you all this aft....
We're glad they're not like blokes, but sometimes we wish they were. I mean, car boot attire should go a little like....
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.
Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc
We're glad they're not like blokes, but sometimes we wish they were. I mean, car boot attire should go a little like....
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.
Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc

Now that's the way u went wrong,should have only let her have the same amount of clothes u have.Then they only have the same choice as u mate,works every time,,,,,,,an they are ready the same time as u
We're glad they're not like blokes, but sometimes we wish they were. I mean, car boot attire should go a little like....
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.
Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc
Jeans (work ones, out of the total collection of 4 pairs), t-shirt (sniff to see if yesterdays can be recycled), could be cold so a fleece/jumper, might rain so coat in car, boots/trainers/shoes (1 pair of each to choose from).
Female way...
Hmmm, skirt ? no, cold and windy. Leggins ? No, I wore those for 9 minutes yesterday so they need dry cleaning. Jeans, hmmm, skinny, loose, baggy, hipster, ripped, faded, blue, black, blue/black, stretch. Oh dear, I'll text my mate and see what she thinks. Awaits reply.....Whilst waiting, knickers, hmmm, full ? Nah, not on 'til next week ! String, not with hipsters ? Shorties, maybe. Which bra, oh God ? 17 colours, comfy ones and play ones, do they need to match ? Minefield. Socks ! Socks are easy....aren't they ? Then we come to shoes
This could take 3 days to sort out alone.Then there's the coat, hat, scarf, gloves etc etc

FAPMSL....


