Cheats

 

Got up this morning at some point, went to work. Then put up a hanging basket for an elderly neighbour.

Guess I don`t win then?

 

you win the special guy award mate, good on you

 

yes iam off to look after my next door neighbours budgies..

 

witch tosser keeps deleatin post let me gess

 

thanks claire

 

I didnt even know you COULD delete post LOL

 

ye if you post them

 

I think Claires been deleting all of my posts, she was way behind me the other week

 

you're catching me up post ***** LMAO

 

Post deleteing is a true fridayers worst nightmare, its cheating in it's most raw form






I am gutted





I must go away for a bit and recoupe

 

back recouped

 

That didnt take long LOL

 

I maybe should of left it a whole 2 mins for greater impact

 

how you doing

 

Im good thanks. You?

 

tired to be fair spent a good few hours on the bike yesterday,

2 hours with pre test lessons an hour test then 6 hours out on mine just playing

self inflicted i guess though

 

LOL... you take it easy. My car is to keep me off bikes

 

Must be nice for you to have something big and powerful between your legs for a change

 

Good Morning All

 

morrnin ant

 

Morning all

 

>>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
>>surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
>>was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well,
>>I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
>>
>>
>>
>>Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
>>photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
>>"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
>>
>>
>>
>>"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've
>>been expecting you."
>>
>>
>>
>>"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did
>>you know babies are my specialty?"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and
>>have a seat".
>>
>>
>>
>>After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on
>>the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the
>>living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
>>
>>
>>
>>"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry
>>and me!"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But
>>if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
>>angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
>>
>>
>>
>>"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.
>>
>>
>>
>>"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to
>>be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
>>with that."
>>
>>
>>
>>"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
>>
>>
>>
>>The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
>>his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
>>
>>
>>
>>"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
>>
>>
>>
>>"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
>>their mother was so difficult to work with."
>>
>>
>>
>>"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
>>
>>
>>
>>"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get
>>the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep
>>to get a good look"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with
>>amazement.
>>
>>
>>
>>"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours,
>>too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could
>>hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my
>>shots.
>>
>>
>>
>>Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just
>>had to pack it all in."
>>
>>
>>
>>Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on
>>your, uh...equipment?"
>>
>>
>>
>> "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
>>tripod and we can get to work right away."
>>
>>
>>
>>"Tripod?"
>>
>>
>>
>>"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's
>>much too big to be held in the hand very long."
>>
>>
>>
>>Mrs. Smith fainted

 

Whats thi all doing today? Polishing tha wellies?

 

know my rigger boots

 

I think you may need them. Along with a fork to help drain the field.

 

lol

 

You lot left me all alone.... Ive had to tidy the place on my own today

 

 

No fair... Im not doing any tomorrow, you can tidy this place up John after the night shift has been in