sticky says jb and hes not often wrong

 

once thought he was wrong but he was wrong

 

does that make him wrong though

 

Could be Mick

 

you could be Mick

 

surely you'd need to go on a special diet first

 

There is surely nothing other than the single purpose of the moment. A man's whole life is a succession of moment after moment. If one fully understands the present moment, there is nothing left to do, and nothing else to pursue.

 

At this particular moment my central heating boiler has just blown up and I'm sat here waiting for an engineer.

 

The Vicar's Chickens
>>> >>
>>> >>Why you should make sure you think before you speak ...
>>> >>
>>> >>The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he
>>>kept in
>>>
>>> >>the coop behind the church.
>>> >>
>>> >>One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
>>> >>discovered that the **** was missing.
>>> >>
>>> >>He knew about the **** fights in the village, so he decided to
>>> >>question his parishioners in church.
>>> >>
>>> >>During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a
>>>****?"
>>> >>
>>> >>All the men stood up.
>>> >>
>>> >>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
>>> >>
>>> >>All the women stood up.
>>> >>
>>> >>"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a
>>>**** that
>>>
>>> >>doesn't belong to them?"
>>> >>
>>> >>Half the women stood up !
>>> >>
>>> >>"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really
>>>mean is,
>>> >>has anybody seen MY ****?"
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
>>> >>

 

since my new maxing it extreme lifestyle my house is full of pain killers and the smell of ralgex

 

ralgex

 

extreme

 

ponders

 

ralgex nads endurance timing

now thats extreme

 

That's a bickers life Mick........ ouch.............

 

Three Little Pigs



The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and
took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for
dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached
the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little
piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"




You're gonna LOVEme for this....






The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

 

You better get your coat ..

 

ok im gone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

No seriously you should be on stage ..

 

SWEEPING IT

 

I need a small favour... if it's not too much trouble.
> >I am going away on holiday and I need a friend to come over to water my
> >plants while I am gone.
> >In the hot weather they'll probably need watering twice a day.
> >
> >Thanks a lot. I'll send you a postcard.
> >
> >I've attached a photo for your reference

 

No probs you want me to look after the girls to

 

24 mission failed them puffs all fell asleep

 

i might have thought you would of been up all night.

 

Still in bed

 

Can't sleep....

 

So i'm having a coffee.....

 

me neither

 

but if you can't get up in the mooonong don't blame me

 

No one about,

Must be someone still up....

Get in.....