Quiet today
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>WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, 12 -
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>
> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
>walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To
>which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>
>Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy Pensively. Yes,
>I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why
> Are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high
> School boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for
>Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
> For college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, And
>TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"
>he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
> The married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
>
>
> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
>walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To
>which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
>
>Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy Pensively. Yes,
>I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why
> Are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high
> School boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for
>Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
> For college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, And
>TWO for Sunday."
>
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"
>he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
> The married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
