Quiet today
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:27 AM
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well yes and no really, I mean it does have a kind of climbing frame shape which would assist in reaching highly placed objects
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:27 AM
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but then it doesn't exactly fit in the kitchen so those hob ***** are still ever so slightly out of reach
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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so then, what have we learned here tonight???
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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we've learnt that Al can always be relied upon to come up with a spiffing monthly meet thread
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:31 AM
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we've learnt that there are many reasons that we all live for
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:31 AM
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after all we're not just animals
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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well except for Apple that is - oh, no hold on he's a fruit isn't he (ooh err missus)
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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but I think we can safely seperate ourselves from the animal kingdom
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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I mean animals simply act on instinct, right
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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you know like the way you instinctively steer into a skid - isn't that right Simon
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:35 AM
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hmmm, perhaps we're not so seperate from animals after all
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:36 AM
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now as we MOSTLY (cough) drive Imprezas what kind of animals does that make us???
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:36 AM
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Feb 9, 2007 | 12:37 AM
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you know, fantastically quick acceleration, fabulous handling - mind you a cheetah can only do 70 and not for long either
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:38 AM
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well now the power of the cars is always related to as horsepower
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:39 AM
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so does that make all the cars horses and all of us that drive em jockeys???
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:39 AM
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hmmm, that seems like it could work, although there does seem to be a wide assortment of jockeys
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:42 AM
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well obviously Dazza is well suited to this but alas he has left the Impreza fold
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:43 AM
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as has Mick although given this jockey analogy that's maybe not a bad thing
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as for JB, he probably wouldn't last too long as a jockey, they'd soon have him banned for overuse of the whip I reckon
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:44 AM
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AL, well I reckon Al would be more suited to being a jockey upon a donkey really
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:46 AM
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now Sticky hmm that could be tricky cos he's a bit tall really for a jockey, I spose he ride knees to the chin and of course he's got the secret weapon - doberman injection
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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judging by his antics at Blyton I don't reckon it's a horse that Crafts needs, I reckon he'd be better suited to a bull
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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Killa on the other hand would be using something all together more special - Pegasus - so he can swoop in out of nowhere without anyone noticing and just pop up when you least expect it!
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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hmmm, that's quite a line up really, is there gonna be a fantasy SSO???
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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of course they all have 1 thing in common
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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Feb 9, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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and I'm not talking about that strange man love that JB and Mick get up to, not to mention the stuff Stu gets up to
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:52 AM
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no, no, no, I'm talking about something Al touched upon earlier
Feb 9, 2007 | 12:52 AM
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no not Sticky's leg
