**** off and meet with the ugly dude, see if I care

 

I'd have never suggested a meet if i knew it would come to fisty cuffs?

 

Blimey Mikey, what side did you get outta bed this afternoon?

Can you do 5 then on the 31st? be good to see you again mate.

 

The days have long gone since I could "do 5" 31st is a Monday I see. Oh go on then. I'll drive across Nott'm in the rush hour just so that you don't have to. It's your round by the way

 

Just don't drive too fast...

 

pmsl, you couldn't "do 5" even in your good days

im gonna phone in sick and come and annoy the lot of ya

 

The only thing you can do 5 of Mikey is points Tell you what you get your *** there for 5 and Ill but you a beer (that's for Mikey only, not the rest of you - I know my cash is safe in my pocket)

Cool, just do it Dazza, you know you wanna

 

Only if ya buy me a pint as well

 

Cars in the clinic today and just had a call from Adam, let's just say I'm retracting all offers of drinks for anybody (possibly even myself).

 

Told ya 383bhp of romping stomping can't hold it all together much longer captain!
Hope you get it sorted dude

 

Me too, I'm sure it'll all be done by tomorrow, better be, I need it this weekend for some North Welsh fun in the sun if you know what I mean

 

can i come to your meet? My car is certainly loud enough.


mind you i have a way to travel. Btw go to the beekeeper, i know the landlord

 

Course you can dude.. its an open invite, but we will be staying at the Nurseryman I'm afraid.

Mikey, who let you out and over that way this morning?

 

 

Was you wasn't it? flashing headlights like a lunatic with arms out of the window on Trowell Moor this morning..

 

what you doing in wales? i'm around snodon between monday & wednesday

 

Was just for a weekend away. Cheap coastal hotel, not far from Snowdonia, girlfriend, bikes, sunny weather.. was gonna be wicked...

Turned out to be the most sh1te weekend ever. Only there for 12 hours, saw nothing, did nothing, no sleep and no rear spoiler.

 

I failed to tell you. i own a rover 600 diesel

 

I take it back then, its not an open invite and your not allowed

Joking mate, my last car was a 216 GTi

 

bully

TBH. i probably wont be there, its too far for me at the mo.
Also got other things on my mind. See *how to ask a girl out*in muppets.
Im nervous. suppose im just too soft

 

Do what I did with my Mrs, ply her with lots of Vodka, get yourself horribly drunk then just launch yourself at her.. over 3 and a half years later and no looking back

 

Nicely said Shaggy, don't want a bus driving numpty there do we


Morning WATTO how's we today

 

So, we still on then for about 5 in the Nurseryman on monday evening?

 

Thats fine by me! I finish work bang on 5, so ill be 10 mins or so before i get to the bar.

 

Already working on my excuse to be there

 

Ive worked on a great excuse, will tell you when i get there

 

Nice one Daz. See you there mate

Rich, Tony, Mikey? Not forgotten have you?

 

Habn't forgotten but can't make it now. One of the candidates for a job has had to move his interview from 15:00hrs to 18:00hrs, therefore I cannot make it as despite my car being quick, It aint that fast Soz :-(

 

Can only stop for about 30 mins though.

 

LOL, any excuse do you not have minions to do your work like me