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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:11 PM
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sorry no mate!

**** myself though because as i went through the tunnels then stopped at the lights (M56 side) i saw some blue flashing lights flying towards my rear end. I thought **** they must have been parked up somewhere even though i only went through at about 70. They got closer and closer and slowed as they got near me. Imagine my relief to see Ambulance down the side
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:11 PM
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cough 11 points cough


















there is no need for these
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:14 PM
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bought myself a chainsaw today

then went and chopped a tree into a hundred pieces

an afternoon loose with a chainsaw

such therapy for stress
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:14 PM
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damn right i had it once coming back from blackpool i was sat at about 1** to 1** and i looked in my rear view and there was a range rover bearing down on me very quickly i pulled into the middle lane and they flew right by
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:16 PM
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i was taking the p*ss about the photo's ask me on thursday why

evening howard
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
cough 11 points cough

there is no need for these
sorry

by the way i,m now classing it as 8 points as you,ve still got to come to the fortress
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
bought myself a chainsaw today

then went and chopped a tree into a hundred pieces

an afternoon loose with a chainsaw

such therapy for stress
i know what you mean it has to be a peccy one tho

its just clearing up the crap it sprays everywhere is a pain in the ***
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:18 PM
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evening gav
were in bulgaria are going
i've been to borovets in 04, look on bulgariaski, they have a webcam
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
damn right i had it once coming back from blackpool i was sat at about 1** to 1** and i looked in my rear view and there was a range rover bearing down on me very quickly i pulled into the middle lane and they flew right by
this isnt one of them stories like how much power your car puts out is it pete? i was doing somewhere between 10 MPH and 182 MPH in my car once, oh did i mention it was backwards as well and out of my drive
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
sorry

by the way i,m now classing it as 8 points as you,ve still got to come to the fortress

the fortress
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
this isnt one of them stories like how much power your car puts out is it pete? i was doing somewhere between 10 MPH and 182 MPH in my car once, oh did i mention it was backwards as well and out of my drive
no you muppet i was in my silver one

and read it again 1** to 1**
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:21 PM
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oh its a petrol chainsaw pete

you can even get a concrete cutting chainsaw now

criminals will love them nothing will be fookin safe, but what a buzz cutting a fookin big hole in a concrete wall
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
oh its a petrol chainsaw pete

you can even get a concrete cutting chainsaw now

criminals will love them nothing will be fookin safe, but what a buzz cutting a fookin big hole in a concrete wall

i have seen them on site the fun they have when they hit the rebar folds
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:27 PM
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where was you cutting the tree down howard?
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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about 8.15pm tonight on the east lancs 3 scooby's came tearing past

2 wagons then the car, plus a red merc clk in tow

there one for the scouse daniel craig
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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ive been left again
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you need a bird. why not see where paul has been lately if he can get one anyone can
Cheeky gett!!

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Well i just nipped out on a run through the airport tunnels

Back now!!!!
Should've PM'd me. I live about 4 minutes from them! Could've tried some filming of some sorts. Needs to be done at some point. Problem is the dibble are through there all the time cos it's such an easy target in the current terror climate.
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state

there one for the scouse daniel craig

i cant make sense out of that
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:32 PM
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Good god Pete. Went away for about 30 minutes and you've added 61 posts since the last time I looked
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:32 PM
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it was a bit of a job for someone , the cost of a tree surgeon was silly and they can't do it till weekend
so no need for cleaning up
the tree blew over thursday and was against the back of the house, gutter and facia ripped off
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Cheeky gett!!



Should've PM'd me. I live about 4 minutes from them! Could've tried some filming of some sorts. Needs to be done at some point. Problem is the dibble are through there all the time cos it's such an easy target in the current terror climate.

soon as i get mine back we will go up and do some filming
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i cant make sense out of that
moneys
just massaging his ego
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Good god Pete. Went away for about 30 minutes and you've added 61 posts since the last time I looked

yeah man i am the spam king
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
moneys
just massaging his ego

i thought so
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:36 PM
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im sure ric is in now tho, he has just signed into msn
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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ccccaaaaaaammmmmooooooonnnnnnnn rrrrrrrrrrriiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkyyyyyyyyy boy
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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where are you
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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im getting tired now
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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pete, been down to the red lion at lowton on the east lancs for tea

main course, ice cream or coffee £6.50 monday tothursday

top quality food mate i've been a few times, all fresh , and you can heap it on your plate
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Old Jan 22, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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but i have to post 33 more times
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