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Apr 13, 2007 | 09:05 PM
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infact my sister had her eye operation in liverpool not long back
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You see i believed you till you said you had 'friends'. Oh and by the way jenni lives over the water so is therefore a plastic scouser who puts the accent on to be 'cool' like me
you aint cool ste
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:07 PM
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cos you own a wagon
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:07 PM
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infact my sister had her eye operation in liverpool not long back
does your sister look like you pete?
are you watching 'have i got news for you' bbc1?
class mate funny as anything
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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you aint cool ste
ask clbscoob she thinks im great
oh and my car is a stealth wagon!!! dont forget the stealth bit. it pumps out between 276-600hp as well
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cos you own a wagon
and your excuse for drivin a ZX is???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????
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eerrr im not sure
she is a lot older than me tho
i am the baby of the family
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eerrr im not sure
she is a lot older than me tho
i am the baby of the family
any photo,s ?
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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Hey Pete i've got 4 tickets for the Directors box at the last United game with West Ham
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:10 PM
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and your excuse for drivin a ZX is???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????
i crashed my bug at the ring
good enough excuse for you
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Hey Pete i've got 4 tickets for the Directors box at the last United game with West Ham
get in there
you will have a cracking day
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any photo,s ?
i will have a look
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:13 PM
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Hey Pete i've got 4 tickets for the Directors box at the last United game with West Ham
hey carl your not a man utd fan though are you?
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:14 PM
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hey carl your not a man utd fan though are you?
No i just know some people there
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i crashed my bug at the ring
good enough excuse for you
so you went out and bought a french diesel estate car?
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No i just know some people there
So your the sort of person that MR roy keane was on about a few years ago?
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:16 PM
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So your the sort of person that MR roy keane was on about a few years ago?
Aye
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to see me through till i got my scoob back
my other vechle now is a transit
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:18 PM
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So your the sort of person that MR roy keane was on about a few years ago?
if somebody offered you 4 tickets to the directors box at utd you wouldnt take them!!!!
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Aye
No wonder you and pete get on so well, were did you first meet? was it that big band wagon that was travelling around just after man utd won the prem for the first time in over 20 years
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if somebody offered you 4 tickets to the directors box at utd you wouldnt take them!!!!
if i did i would take a load of laxatives just before i got there and then i would remove my trousers and let my bowels do the business all over the thing
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:20 PM
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if somebody offered you 4 tickets to the directors box at utd you wouldnt take them!!!!
What do you mean offered them - i asked for them and i get them in two weeks - along with the pass for the box
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i attended my first game in 86 when we were still ****
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:22 PM
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and before that were you a man city fan? ric said you were
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muppet
i attended my first game in 06 when we were still ****
not been going that long then? glad you admit it
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:23 PM
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you aint going fishing in salford son
im going to get some food
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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i actually support Oldham but when i can cop for 4 tickets and get a free 5 course meal with as much booze and champagne you can drink who am i to argue
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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see ya mate its been fun thankyou
Apr 13, 2007 | 09:27 PM
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see ya mate its been fun thankyou
quality banter
and carl i dont blame you!!!! have you got a spare pass
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i actually support Oldham but when i can cop for 4 tickets and get a free 5 course meal with as much booze and champagne you can drink who am i to argue
yes but its at old trafford? and man utd play there? will you get a song sheet? most of the fans dont know the songs and they actually have a choir(i kid you not) that start the majority of the songs because the fans are usually talking about gardeners world or how much they hate scousers. hey chief come to anfield and i'll buy you a hot dog mate
oh and my car is a stealth wagon!!! dont forget the stealth bit. it pumps out between 276-600hp as well
quality banter 
