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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
morning ptj any luck on the job front
Nope.

Given up looking for now. Just going to relax and enjoy Christmas then start again in the new year. Fortunately I have plenty of savings stashed in various accounts so I'm ok financially for a few weeks at least.
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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
My reg plates have been scratched to bu66ery in the boot of the Classic when I took them off the sti. Will a Porter cable be able to remove the scratches? I'll bring them to the next meet (if you're there) so you can see.
Yes m8 give them me and I will sort you out

Ive got the keys to my old warehouse so I can give her new car the JK treatment - 2 days of polishing its only slightly swirly so could acheve it in a day all being well - Had to get some new polish and sealent as its a daft colour but more for my collection I guess

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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Yes m8 give them me and I will sort you out
Thanks!

Whilst you're in a very helpful frame of mind, could you tell me where you bought your LED sidelights from? Mine have yellowed and look pants now.
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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 08:11 PM
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fleabay was cheap and look alright

SUPER BRIGHT WHITE HID LOOK 4 LED 161/168/194/T10/W5W on eBay, also Bulbs Lenses, Lights Lighting Accessories, Car Tuning Styling, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 06-Nov-08 22:10:49 GMT)







50/50


Just ordered some xenon fogs too

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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im sat in waiting for one of these to arrive







brand new or borrowed?

im waiting for our work to get on board that cycle scheme thing, as soon as they do im going to but a totr road bike, probably a racer to get to work on
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Old Dec 23, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
The Fester weighs about half as much though.



The Vectra does about 8-9 mpg less when on cruise control.

But then it does stop the speed creeping up so you don't mess your pants when you see a white Transit on a bridge over the motorway.

i know what you mean bout weight, my ST though was a 2.2 and i used to average 45 round town, and if i used the cruise on the motorway i got mega mpg, once i got over 70, an for a big 2.2 heavy car that was awesome
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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woke upto this a week ago in courchevel
didn't stop allday
powder powder everywhere

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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 09:53 PM
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the trusty transit all the way (950miles) with the right foot welded to the floor
didn't miss a beat
on the way out we had a 1 1/2 hour detour due to satnav luckily i bought a mapbook and f**ked the satnav off, there after having no problems with direction
the return journey started from courchevel at 1.30pm thursday , drove non stop to calais , and the same from dover, at home for 3.30am friday
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 10:01 PM
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wednesday 17th in the meribel valley



piste to myself,

some of the closed black runs i went down hadn't been pisted!! 2ft of powder f***in heaven
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 10:04 PM
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hows this for ski gear

got me some strange looks on the ski lifts , still full of oil etc from work


ALL 1 WEEK AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!,



MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Old Dec 25, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Happy Christmas muppets and spammers

Hope all the SMACS have had a good day

Here's to 2009
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 08:04 PM
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30years of "worlds strongest man" now on C5

some great old names

geoff capes
jon pall sigmasson
bill kazmier


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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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Merry christmas. Looks cool howie, simon get a life it was christmas day and you posted on a internet forum
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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 06:21 AM
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Good morning people, just got back from taking my brother to the airport
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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 06:23 AM
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might as well stay up now. got some family coming today so need to tidy up a bit
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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 04:45 PM
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Cant beleve the state of her car just clayed it it was a sodding discrace considering its only a year and a half old
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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 08:06 PM
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It gets me every year when i watch Noel Edmonds christmas presents, if it doesnt 'touch' you then you are truely heartless. I try not to watch it each year cos i get a bit upset watching it but its really good an brings things home to you. Noel i take my hat off to you
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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5.1, should of been more. Top of the league anyway an thats what matters
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Got the family coming round soon, i need a poo though an it may be a stinker. Which tilet should i got to? think ill use the en-suite and then when im showing them around ill say before i get to that toilet that only the wife uses it an if it still smells then she'll get the funny looks
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Cant beleve the state of her car just clayed it it was a sodding discrace considering its only a year and a half old
so come on justin what have you bought

banana beetle
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
Got the family coming round soon, i need a poo though an it may be a stinker. Which tilet should i got to? think ill use the en-suite and then when im showing them around ill say before i get to that toilet that only the wife uses it an if it still smells then she'll get the funny looks
oooooooooo, what a dilemma
that many toilets you have a problem deciding which to use
trying to tell us you live in a big house
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 02:24 PM
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so come on justin what have you bought

banana beetle
Fiesta from what ive heard
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
oooooooooo, what a dilemma
that many toilets you have a problem deciding which to use
trying to tell us you live in a big house

No , just that i have the choice of 3 now, its ok i used hers. it did smell a bit but i put the fan on
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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Fiesta from what ive heard
Yep a 2007 1.4 zetec - nice little car just spent 10 hours cleaning the damn thing just got to get 2 layers of wax on it now and its done its a weird colour so hard to see the defects its about 90% correct as the roof could do with another going over as it was impossable to see with my crappy halogen ah well the clay bar was minging

also need to seal the wheels engine is clean too
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Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:54 PM
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how much did vyou get it for justin?
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 01:22 AM
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for what? if you mean her old pug then £500 book price was £400 he was impressed with condition could of got a bit more private but too many things were going wrong with it so best to get rid IMO
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 12:14 PM
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no the fiz bomb?
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 08:33 PM
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evenin all, hope you all had a good xmas
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Old Dec 29, 2008 | 11:18 PM
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oh yeah
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