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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 07:43 AM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hows fatherhood treating ya jay? piece of p1ss really in it i loved having 2 hours sleep through the night

brilliant, I am loving it, only need to get up twice in the night with him so hope it stays like that He had his heel ***** test yesterday and didnt cry.

Just sat here now staring at him as he keeps trying to focus
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i will need to cut my back garden soon, if i leave it to long then the grass will die off because no sun is getting through
turfed most of mine yesterday, gonna finish it off today if the weather holds out. Its not looking too shaby if I say so myself apat from in one run it is a bit uneven, however I will fudge that once everything else is done
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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paul???????? my car just got nicked
Absolute fecking scum

Glad to hear you're alright and the anti-hijack did it's job. It's exactly for this reason I got Blackjax put on the sti and I will be putting it on the Classic too when that goes back on the road.

P155es me off that tw@ts think they can just threaten some one and take their pride and joy and then get away with it. You did the right thing by letting them go though. Hate to think what damage they could have done.
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 11:32 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 11:37 PM
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Old Jul 3, 2008 | 11:43 PM
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F*** knows what i've caught? i have to crap in a bottle and take it the quacks

been crapping water for a week now
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:13 AM
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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Shouldn't you be changing nappies??




































How's the mini-me doing?
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Shouldn't you be changing nappies??




































How's the mini-me doing?
changed a few today. Nearly got soaked though as he decided to do a waltzer wee. Got qite good range



Got him registered today as well so he is "now in the system"
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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watched miami ink, its actually a good program
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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may get a tattoo of little one on my back nr the shoulder. You can take a picture in and they trace around it and then make a transfer onto you, then go round it with ink
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 02:20 PM
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right moff to finish my turf laying
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
may get a tattoo of little one on my back nr the shoulder. You can take a picture in and they trace around it and then make a transfer onto you, then go round it with ink


and if they **** it up it will look sh1te for the rest of your life
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
and if they **** it up it will look sh1te for the rest of your life
will just have them go over it with flesh coloured ink

much cheaper than tat removal
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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mini me's umbilical cord fell off today We were thinking about keeping it but its a bit un hygenic
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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mini me has increased his food intake now, reckon he is gonna be a big lad
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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right moff for a bit
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
may get a tattoo of little one on my back nr the shoulder. You can take a picture in and they trace around it and then make a transfer onto you, then go round it with ink

oh for ***** sake, do you know how stupid that actually sounds no it isnt good, nor is it ok cos he's your 1st born, its just plain bloody stupid
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
and if they **** it up it will look sh1te for the rest of your life

not just that but no ****** will recognise them

1. the kids dont look the same from one day to the next
2. tattoist that jay can afford are lucky if they had there training by watching rolf harris as a kid

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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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mini me's umbilical cord fell off today We were thinking about keeping it but its a bit un hygenic

what sort of hospital did you go to?????? the whole fecking umbilical cord was left on? was he dragging the afterberth around as well for good luck
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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im bored, i need someone to slag off
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Old Jul 4, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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got tomorrow off, im in sunday though
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Old Jul 5, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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