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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


salami farts
There wicked mate, you wake up feeling hungry untill you realise its the meaty fart you dropped 20 seconds ago that woke u up, then you feel degraded and sick, altho your still craving MEAT as you try and get back to sleep, its wrong, just wrong
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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im getting hungry now you have been talking about meat
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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Did you see the pics of my dads head, here you go mate, not good
28 stiches in total not good at all


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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im getting hungry now you have been talking about meat
Im sure my last post will put you off meaty things
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:57 PM
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wwwhhhhhoooaaaaaaa


im not so hungry now thats some major cut
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:59 PM
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he is one lucky man!!! im suprised he didnt have any other injuries

he must have a skull of steel
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 11:59 PM
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Its not to clever is it
It was peeled back about an inch when i got to him, revealing his skull
Wasnt in the mood for my butties after seeing that
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:02 AM
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im just nippin downstairs, i will be back in 2 mins

what is it with chris tonight!!! he is signing in and out of messenger all the time
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:04 AM
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Hes been on at me to get **** sorted for grafting with him again at the weekend

However the company we were working for has denyed us access to there offices due to the accident, so the jobs in the air at the minute, which my old man is p1ssed at
Fuc1n old skool, hes so stubbon its just daft
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:09 AM
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yeah mate they are stubborn like that
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im just nippin downstairs, i will be back in 2 mins

what is it with chris tonight!!! he is signing in and out of messenger all the time
I know, MR YO YO MAN

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:11 AM
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Brings out the worst in me
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
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Did you get anything nice
Im still hungry
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I know, MR YO YO MAN


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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Did you get anything nice
Im still hungry

i got some flamin hot monster munch and some bakewell cakes hhmmmmmm
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Brings out the worst in me

funny tho
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
he just sent me 50 tech, so i owe him 3 million
But ill send him 6 million, and he can send me another 50 tech adn were all straight


you already sent me 3 mill days and days ago, this was the balance of the 100 tech. You asked me to send pete 50 tech as a middleman I assume

However I will do 50 tech for 6 mill
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:18 AM
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evening all btw
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:19 AM
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Dont know if you like LL Cool J, but i rate this tune, one of his best ever class rolling bass line in the back ground, great for *******

YouTube - LL Cool J feat' Kelly Price - You and Me

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


that piccy has an uncanny resemblence to my mate clarky
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
evening all btw

when do they induce the missus jay??
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003


you already sent me 3 mill days and days ago, this was the balance of the 100 tech. You asked me to send pete 50 tech as a middleman I assume

However I will do 50 tech for 6 mill
??????? so im all square with you then up to now????

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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:21 AM
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some weird stuff on jerry springer, some bloke probably in his 40's with some old granny
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
when do they induce the missus jay??
already started her. she is next in line to have her waters broke so have my mobile and house phone next to me. Cant sleep, should be a dad tomorrow
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
that piccy has an uncanny resemblence to my mate clarky
Well between me and you i do sometime call myself Vikki Clarke at the weekends
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
??????? so im all square with you then up to now????

yep but will do another deal if you want, 3 mill for 100 tech
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:23 AM
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the baby will have the same birthday as me then
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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 12:24 AM
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sounds good to me fella, ill send you 3 mill in 10 days
All my slots are taken up at the minute
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