in and out like a ventrolquists hand

 

you say I have no life and your posting whilst off work

 

 

eerrrr its cause all my friends are in work

plus im not really that well either so i aint gonna go and do anything to demanding

 

 

all mine are on the dole or in jail

 

wonder where I can get some usnic acid from

 

nice hotel the other day in wilmslow, think it was cale dthe stanneylands hotel

 

it might have something to do with your friends being scouse!!

 

cos the do was on a higher floor, we asked about the lift and was told where it was due to the mrs being pregnant

 

I draw the line at supporting the team

 

im sure you will find some online!!

you can buy anything over the internet

 

anyway back to my lift story......

 

Some of us have to do some work you know - we cant all stay at home and playing with our garden gnomes you know

All Jay taks about is his dinner

Sometimes I feel like im the only one doing some work

Jay its the worlds most pointless game but ive been playing it too long to give up until im number 1 Mu ahhahahahahahhahahhahhaaahahahaaaaaaaahahahhahhaha hhahahhhahhaamamammamma

 

we got in the lift and pressed the button for floor 2.
It was a posh lift, it spoke and everything.

 

ooohhhh so you are happy just to glory hunt but you distance yourself from the people!!

the real you is starting to come out now james

 

All i need is for two colleagues not to have a french lesson when two other colleagues are on holiday leaving me on my tod.

 

after about 5 mins, the display changed to floor 2, even though we didnt feel as though we had moved.

 

opened the door and I said to the mrs that the hotel must be decorated the same throughout as it looked identical

 

dont talk crap

you make out like you are slogging your guts out but in reality you have just made a 15 minute phone call to jo dont try pulling the wool over my eyes i know you to well

 

dont tell me get onto your boss about that

i would be kicking right off about that and i wouldnt be putting more effort in to cover for them

 

We walked down the corridor and ended up in reception again


we decided to just use the stairs after that

 

honest to god!!!

you dont half waffle some ****

 

WTF - go on where are you hiding

 

ive just heard svs gunning it again on duckinfield road

 

 

you see, i know

im in the corner behind the stack of 1.2 metre d/g units

 

no you havent

hes behind you!!

 

nope cant find it (not from work anyway )