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Old 18 April 2008 | 10:55 PM
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Old 18 April 2008 | 10:56 PM
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im just glad i put it up onto the kerb or i would have killed a man

thats something i dont want on my mind
Nope. A colleague of Dee's used to be a bus driver and somebody decided to throw themselves under the wheels of her bus. She carried on for ages after though. In fact, she was on the same route the next day cos if she didn't "get back on the horse" there and then, she never would!
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on facebook
I only signed up to see the pics my brother was posting up as he travelled round his world tour.
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:00 PM
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Old 18 April 2008 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cant really get p!ssed either as have to be up early tomorrow to get down to warrington for the stag do day out
the night before a big day drinkin, i always have a skin full so i last longer. sort of makes myself immune for a while
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:04 PM
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i dont know if im on facebook or not, i dont understand them places


good evening pete an paul by the way
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the night before a big day drinkin, i always have a skin full so i last longer. sort of makes myself immune for a while
I must be getting old cos if I have a skinful now, there's no chance of me having more than a couple of pints the next day.
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:06 PM
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the cari wanted has been sold, saves a drive to newcastle though, there is another one in manchester but its in silver an i want blue
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Originally Posted by moneys
i dont know if im on facebook or not, i dont understand them places


good evening pete an paul by the way

Hello.
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys

good evening pete an paul by the way
Hello
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the cari wanted has been sold, saves a drive to newcastle though, there is another one in manchester but its in silver an i want blue
Good things come to those who wait.... or whatever the expression is!
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I must be getting old cos if I have a skinful now, there's no chance of me having more than a couple of pints the next day.

total opposite for me mate, we went to salou the other year and i swear i have never ever drunk as much, we got to the airport at 6 in the morning an started drinkin then, we carried on when on the plane an when we got there all the way through to 2 in the mornin, we then got up at 9 an yes you guessed it we went straight on the lager again all day till 2 again, i have never ever been as drunk or as ill as i was afterwards
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Good things come to those who wait.... or whatever the expression is!

i know but ive got no patience, i have my brothers car for the next few days but then i have nothing again, i just want a nice motor for a fair price
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i dont know if im on facebook or not, i dont understand them places


good evening pete an paul by the way

you aint

evenin btw
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:28 PM
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found a nice one on evans halshaw site but its 900 over budget, may call them tomorrow and see what the cash price is
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wonder what ever happened to jenni p1, you never see her on here at all now
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Aren't you gonna be a Ford Family?

Is it a Fester you are getting for the wife?
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We were a Ford family once - I had a Focus, my brother had a Mkvi escort and my dad had a Mondeo.
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does anyone know who sang the old rally theme

it is driving me wild
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:34 PM
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As of today it's an RX-8 and 328ci, classic and Sti and my old man still has that bloody heap of french poo known as a laguna.
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the lyrics are...

the first cut wont hurt at all

the second only makes you wonder

the third will have you on your knees
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
does anyone know who sang the old rally theme

it is driving me wild
BBC Rally Theme Tune in The AnswerBank: Music

Old 18 April 2008 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
As of today it's an RX-8 and 328ci, classic and Sti and my old man still has that bloody heap of french poo known as a laguna.

when you get hold of your kids car come and visit me

ive always wanted to go in one of those to see what the engine sounds like
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
yeah man
Old 18 April 2008 | 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
when you get hold of your kids car come and visit me

ive always wanted to go in one of those to see what the engine sounds like
Hmmm. Could be a problem. The only way I'll be getting the keys to that car is if I prise them out of his cold dead hand.

I'm sure if you happened to be over that way tomorrow he'd take you for a blast down the bypass. I'm heading over there tomorrow afternoon myself as it happens.
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Hmmm. Could be a problem. The only way I'll be getting the keys to that car is if I prise them out of his cold dead hand.

I'm sure if you happened to be over that way tomorrow he'd take you for a blast down the bypass. I'm heading over there tomorrow afternoon myself as it happens.

depends what time im off out at 12.30 not sure what time im out till

then the footy is on
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Aren't you gonna be a Ford Family?

Is it a Fester you are getting for the wife?
yes we pick her fiesta ghia up tomorrow. we will also be a diesel family as hers is a 1.6 an mine will be a 2.2
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Originally Posted by pete higham
depends what time im off out at 12.30 not sure what time im out till

then the footy is on
Think we're planning on getting there about 4 and then we're staying for tea and most of the evening. Just let me know if you're on the way.
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