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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 10:54 PM
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I remember now.
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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 10:55 PM
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about bloody time aswell

night mate
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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 10:55 PM
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Was having a rant on Amita.
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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
about bloody time aswell

night mate
It was a long time ago!

I have trouble remembering yesterday!

Moff2

In a bit.

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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 11:09 PM
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evening all
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Old Apr 2, 2008 | 11:10 PM
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Pete Higham, pops up for the first time in days then shoots of real quick.

Its neither big nor clever

and I bet you get less browning points from the new mrs
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 06:18 AM
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morning numptys
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete Higham, pops first time real quick. browning new mrs



wonder: wonder:
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 06:25 AM
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monthly meet tonight , its time to meet all the
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 06:29 AM
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going to use the pickup today, will be **** on the way home

friction part of rear pads has come the metal on scooter
luckily did it yesterday 100yrads from home

brakes need tobe 100% for flying down between the cars
as all you poor drivers of 4 wheels vehicles have witnessed
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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morning all
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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getting myself a punchbag later today.








thought it was time to give the mrs a rest whilst she is pregnant
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 08:32 AM
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and also getting a sweatsuit as well, in a nice chavvy silver
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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Quiet on here again.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
brakes need tobe 100% for flying down between the cars
as all you poor drivers of 4 wheels vehicles have witnessed
Or just go on the wrong side of the road like the t**t that passes me every morning.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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Traffic islands, traffic lights - they all don't exist for this ar5ehole.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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And then he has the cheek to have a go at some poor girl who was pulling out of a side street. She had been let out by a driver who had read the road and realised he would block the junction if he went any further. She was turning right and the last thing she was expecting was some c**t doing 45mph in a 30 zone on the wrong side of the fookn road.

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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
Bet that would be quick.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:55 PM
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Drink-drive shame of tycoon - News - Manchester Evening News

FPMSL
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Think the defence is clutching at straws in the last bit!!

How often do you pull Maximus Meridious from a burning Merc in Prestbury!!
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Back to work for me.

But I've got tears in my eyes because I've laughing so hard at that article.

See you all at The Unicorn.
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
ooooooooooo i may buy myself a mondeo sttdci, and get it re-mapped
You will only be happy for a week fwd lots of spin and will cost you more than your going to get off the insurance claim
they do look nice though
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Bet that would be quick.

apparantly you can get over 400lbft and still around 50mpg
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
You will only be happy for a week fwd lots of spin and will cost you more than your going to get off the insurance claim
they do look nice though

they have traction control, the wife said i can push the boat out as normal mondeo's are only driven by middle aged men with middle aged spread or taxi drivers, or even worse men with both
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 04:29 PM
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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im off now
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Old Apr 3, 2008 | 04:30 PM
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have a good meet
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 12:19 AM
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Was going to have a dabble on COD 4 but cant be arsed so IM off to bed

so my final thought for the day is http://z0r.de/?id=237
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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 12:23 AM
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hello people, i felt really sick before, i got some qoutes on car insurance for a mondeo sttdci and no-one would insure me. i fecking **** it and honestly felt sick, tried direct line though and they will insure me for less than £700 still a stupid amount but i now have 2 claims against me, so not only have the gits got my car but they have put the price of all my insurances up
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