hello claire

 

ok then just ignore me, thanks a lot

 

have a nice day people,

 

later ste

 

been lashing it down here as well, just opened up and the fury of hell was unleashed upon us, destiny shouts a name

 

its name is umbrella

 

jay do you actually do any work?

 

hell hath no fury like an umbrella scorned, and I say upon to you, release me from the tarpolin, free me so I may protect my protector

 

read a few pages back (forget now I have done that many )

Effective time management

 

so your misses is up the duff then. congrats mate, get whatever sleep you can and video your wife as you remember her now cos trust me she will change to the devil's own little helper and then switch back to the nice wife you know and love in the blink of an eye, you will not know what a lie in or a night out with the lads s anymore either

 

the only thing you manage is your dinner time and home time

 

got to go get showerd and changed for work but i cant be ar5ed

 

where is justin? i need him to get over to amita an confirm his date. i feel like a parent

 

been looking at prams and stuff myself, not cheap are they, also cots as well missus saw a nice one should be though at £599

 

just watching some fella train tigers how to hunt, imagine having a tiger as your pet that would be fun down the shops wouldnt it

 

our pram was £500 and it was a cot pram and car seat thingy in one, good but wasnt very well made, go for silver cross you cant go wrong. glasgow pram centre on line a very good for everything baby related.

 

dont get to go out with the lads now anyway

since I moved from warrington to live with my missus I dont see them anymore

Luckily I am schizophrenic

 

wonder if theres any tigers for sale on e-bay

 

fecking hell warrington mr smiths the wife may of killed them all, thats what woman do to stop you going out with your mates as you may have fun

 

tyson had a tiger, think it was one of them white ones. Imagine the tiger saying to his tiget mates that he has a pet called tyson

 

made myself a nice tuna pasta for my tea tonight, mmmmmmmm cant wait. going to take my laptop into work as well and skive off for a few hours to do my college work

 

smiths is allegedly going to re open again, dont know if it will be called smiths though doesnt exactly sound like a top place does it

Now courtyards on the other hand

 

I may have tuna pasta for tea, covered in some tinned tomato and garlic. Pasta I think will be the twists or maybe shells

 

got quaker oats again for dinner, too many cards today but **** it, will burn it off later

 

he had 2 of them, i remember the story bout him playing with them and one pinned him to the floor for hours, he had to tickle (i kid you not) it to get it to move of him, it had him pinned for ages appparantly

 

you talk a good fitness workout jay

 

mine is covered in cheese

 

im gonna try and get some more nvqs in and get work to pay for them then work like a polish taxi driver with a dodgy african accent to get them done withing 15 months, doing one currently on line but my tutor is constantly ill

 

got to get a butty for my dinner on the way to work though, i love chicken mayo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

mayo

I had to lose weight was over 19 stone in june, now down to a trimish 16 stone fluctuate by a few pounds either side but I can drop weight rapidly now if I have a bad weekend :