bad bubba causing problems

 

555 Wagon Squadron Personnel - roll call as at 07:00 hours today

Sqn Ldr Jason "Shiny Pipes" Wright

'A' Flight
Fl Lt Simon "Buzz" Blaber
Fl Sgt Dave "Blue Max" Duke
Fl Off Krud "No bars" Simpleton
Pt Off Cynthia "Storm" Sharpley (Stealth Wing) - too secret to describe!!!!
Pt Off Steve "Smiler" Miles

Senior Formation Manoeuvre Technician Ken "The Pouch" Cobalt
Warrant Officer (Communications) Pippa "Rooby" Miles

Squadron supported by : the Scoobabes All-wheel-Drive Dance & Modelling Troop

'B' Flight
Trainee officers billeted on station:

Scooby Jay
Lord Harding
Paul Ryan


S.W.A.T.S.A.R. UNIT

Top Secret !!!!!!!!

 

A member of the "Scoobabes" enjoys some formation parking !!!

 

They all have their tailgates open!

 

'Smiler' to Squadron.....Reporting back from top secret communications engineering mission... Critical BGP error ..STOP...Cisco 6509...STOP...Max 192k permiited...max routes exceeding 195k...Crtitical...software switching started...STOP...routes failure...global internet routes exceeded...STOP...max routes...Stop... Escalate TAC priority 1... STOP...

Communications mission completed..STOP..making way back to Wagon Base..vector 10... Extended R&R on touchdown.

...Extended R&R means wagon may not be avalable for JAE Sortie...please scramble squadron and wagons for JAE meet in absence. Going to need to take a back seat on this one old boy as doing a 'Trails' ( )and have holiday booked wll be away for this period.

Smiler Out

 

Unfortunately stealth mission was cancelled, communications missons required a scramble for the on-call wagon and crew into Docklands location at daft o'clock in the evening from Hampshire secret base.

 

what about my unit s.w.a.t.s.a.r lol

 

Took my wagon to the rolling road day at WRC technologies (Silverstone) Saturday

The result was 333bhp & 325lbs

Happy days

 

Attention Scoobie Eccosse...........STOP...........Your new unit is deemed NON-OPERATIONAL for now until full clearance has been received from the Sqn Ldr (unless it is a mission to save Pt Off Miles from himself).........STOP.........You need to log your "Squadron Proposal" with HQ, including "Banter Defect Module" and Thrisp Yargle Triangles for Vector Co-ordination........STOP......once you have done this, your assessment will take place over a two-day period, involving much dressing up and silliness.........STOP.........please confirm your understanding and that your vortule overstick capsules are still within sell-by-date.............MESSAGE ENDS...........

 

Granby - you could almost join the Squadron with figures like that !!!

As you say.....happy days!!

 

shame you missed it steve, a good day...took crap pics with my digital but hopefully some better shots from the old slr

 

good work sir...now i have something to aim for

what spec are you running now anyway ian?

 

No different from what i have been running for a while, had it remapped again when i had STi injectors fitted & because it was over-boosting after taking the last cat out & with the headers, so now it's running less boost but with about the same power & some more torque

But thats it NO MORE MODS

 

lol, sti stealth eater what size injectors are the sti versions?

 

550 i think

 

I'd best factor that cost into the next round of mods

 

It's only money

 

lol bloody car

 

ROGER.......requesting permission for clearance for s.w.a.t.s.a.r to be put on FULL OPERATIONAL DUTY'S ..............from sqn ldr .......stop......awaitin next sitrip.......stop.......and confirmation of plt officers and ground crew......stop......MESSAGE ENDS.............

 

This is ma new baby woohoo hope u all think she is a nice edition to the squadron

 

"Banter Defect Module" still NON-OPERATIONAL.

I think it's FUBAR.

 

 

eh please explain lol

 

just been on a wee op to wind up the saloon owners look at this post
Found something new in my Car
SamUK

 

I have won a set of ST i rear spoilers for the Green wagon for £123 + delivery which should be arriving on Wed

so excited and a stirring in the trouser dept for me now in true wagon fashion .


been quoted £170 + vat for spraying them which I think is expensive as i paid only £60 for the rest of the spoilers colour coded a few years ago off a mate who has now given up spraying .

Has any body done a spray of these parts themselves ?

any tips ?

Eg aerosol and lacquer as I been renovating an old FS1E for the last year and have done a bit of spraying and got an ok finish

Advice would be appreciated on this .

Has any one got a photo of a green wagon with fog covers on as I fancy going that route as well and possibly a STi front scoop as well as I still have rude thoughts about Jays superb wagon at the Wagon meet/nbo last month .


wagons unite for the next national wagon meet

 

Sorry to steal the thread for a bit chaps , but I've just bought a MY53 WRX wagon with roof rails and was wondering if there is an alternative to forking out £80 for the Subaru base roof rack - I've got a surfboard to shift around.

Has anyone bought a cheaper (but good!) alternative?

Thanks!
Gaz

 

Scoobie eccosse - fine addition - unusual too!!

If you continue to have stirrings, my Lord, I will have to post further "wagon laydee" pictures - you have been warned!!

Gaz - join the gang (one word for it)

 

thanxs is that a compliment???

 

just bought a classic wagon! Shes not much to lok at right now but booooy when im finished! actualy you guys could help me maybe-im putting a new front bumper on her and theres no space for indicators on it so i was thinking of getting indicators from something exotic and fitting them to it! any idears??

 

lol alarms bells are ringing loudly...got any pics?