Hello Your Lordship.

If he's been lost on a mission, that's one thing....but buried under his cabinet.......oh dear, I hope not!!

 

no reply to my text so lets hope mrs smiles isn't stuck under the cabinet too

 

have we no special forces unit that could track smiles down then? if not maybe startin a unit called wait for it now lads? s.w.a.t.s.a.r scoobie wagons action team search and rescue thats sound,s good to me

 

phew, we can all relax now i've had a message from our leader; he has been involved in some top secret counter espionage work and will soon be back in contact with us...he's planning a stealth mission on 080606 after i reconnoitre the venue tomorrow

 

SWATSAR Unit stood down to amber alert status as of 17 hundred hours today.on your Note......STOP....... Unit will remain at this status until contact has been confirmed......STOP.......three Wagons remain at dispersal, flat fours ticking over........pilots on standby..........STOP..........Forester recovery unit brought up to amber status in case needed.........STOP

 

woohoo does that mean ive started a new squadron then? hope so who will be in command?

 

Command status for SWATSAR UNIT

As of 20.05 hours today, the "mystery officer" known as Scoobie Eccosse is confirmed in command of the SWATSAR Unit until further notice......STOP.......You are to await deployment orders........STOP....... Pending action, ensure flight command are in possession of heavy lifting gear should trophy cabinet require stabilising..........STOP

 

SWATSAR should be merged into the existing 555 Wagon Squadron and be classed as '555 Wagon Squadron - SWATSAR'.

Of course that leaves me in charge, but I'll need a few new Pilot Officers, Flying Officers and Flight Lieutenants.

J. Aka Sqn Ldr.

 

roger that whats my rank and status awaitin orders and ur next sitrep boss

 

whens the next wagon meet?

 

May aswell jump on this thread (tho aint got a clue what the last few pages have been about - have to find a couple of weeks some time to try and read the full thread)

Anyway, for about a week now I have been the proud owner of one Classic MY99 Wagon (PPP)

 

congat.s mate im also a new proud owner of a my94 classic jap import its agood feelin aint it

 

I would like to apply for a position in the squardron


lord harding

age 40 ish

full licence 23 years police class /IAM /ROSPA class 1

tour of duty includes black hole cebu phillapines

dodgy club latvia

Even more dodgy clubs in prague

many similar establishments /missions in Europe and USA

navigating when consumed 10 pints and 4 vodkas

presently commanding officer in Cumbria and Vice officer in TTS


and 160 mph wings ##


Am i suitable ?

 

Don't worry mate i've been on here from the start and i haven't the foggiest what the last few pages mean

 

what granby said post some pics

ian

 

Hey just thought i would put my wagon up im from Auckland nz

 

sweet lookin ride i post mine tommorrow had to get it all polished etc so she looks sweet lol

 

is peterbourgh near london and whats the script for the jap car meet on the 22cnd are we havin a wagon stand???

 

turn left b4 London init.

Wagon stand cansuled to many chavs eh

 

Someone on this thread is trying embarrassingly hard to be in the gang.

But I never do names, me.

 

You tease!

I'll be up all night wondering who it is

 

Am i in the gang ??????

 

Thought i would post this
NBO pic with show plate

 

Hi, Just a couple of pictures, totally standard. Surprised how different it is to the Classic I have just sold, that had been remapped and had a sport cat s/s exhaust. This one seems to be very quiet in comparison. Cheers

 

bleeding stirrer

 

Here you go - you messed up the links

 

If i get my new STi wings fitted will i be elegable to join the squardron 555

 

You are in, Your Lordship....after all, you have the Folder!!

 

Is there an official Wagon Squadron membership list?

 

I'm not on the list.